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Top 10..... things.
Number 10 – Death is the No. 1 killer in the world.
Number 9 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 8 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 7 – Men have two emotions: hungry and amorous, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eye, make him a sandwich.
Number 6 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. And give them a cell phone with all the bells and whistles and you may never see them again.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – In the ’60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 2 – Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
Number 1 – Don’t worry about old age — it doesn’t last that long
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Number 0 – Don't worry about old age — it's better than the alternative.
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-1: In any dangerous situation, before chickening out, consider the alternative; old age is not for sissies.
-- Robert Heinlein (IIRC)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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simplest version I heard is:
death is the best part of life - that's why everyody saves it till last.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Did you think of this[^] when you thought all day about the thought of the day a few weeks ago?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I particularly like the "@" swear-word!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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So you also have been sworn in?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You €£€ph@nting bet!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I once was too, but then they gave me a honorable discharge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I've often been sworn at... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It depends very much on who is doing the swearing, but some people's insults should be worn as a badge of honor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Is "Holy sh*t" swearing, or papal movements?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: Holy sh*t"
The form of address is "His Holiness", not "Its Holiness", so I would say that it does not refer to Papal bowel movements. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I was looking for the keyboard shortcut for deleting empty rows in a spreadsheet. It was cumbersome to move the mouse pointer to empty rows , drag-select them and delete.
A keyboard shortcut to delete the rows is there!
Google Spreadsheet help docs says the shortcut to delete a row is Alt + E "then" D.
I've seen shortcuts like "Shift + Ctrl + D" but what could be this "then D" in the shortcut?
Damnit! Alt E is to pop up the Edit Menu & D is to select the delete option in the menu. 
It's an eye sore to watch the Menu flash every time! Yikes! 
Will it take so much for them to implement a simple neat keyboard shortcut?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
modified 6-Apr-17 4:35am.
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Ctrl&Del maybe?
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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No , doesnt work.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Shift+Del like God intended.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Off-topic, but do you follow the IPL?
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I used to follow IPA[^] if that helps?
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Well, they can go together
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Yeah I do, but I switch on the TV only when the course of the match is getting interesting.
You are following the matches?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Yeah, I am We also have daily threads in the India forum here. As well as a fantasy league
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Oh great! I think the interest comes more when you continuously follow the matches and develop some sense for the teams there. For the first few matches I see, I wouldnt be able to accept the artificially groomed team spirit they display. Like Steve smith playing with Dhoni & Maxwell playing with Kholi etc. I tend to think like it's just all for money. Nevertheless, I would sit and watch the stars play. Like Yuvraj and similar players who might not get chance to play for India XI. It's a pleasure to watch these folks play again.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Yeah, unless you come from one of the team cities, it's sorta weird trying to pick a favorite team
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