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I and she had a "disagreement" over what code style to use for a hobby web app we are writing together.
So I went secretly and added a pre-commit hook that runs `eslint --fix`
(To be continued...)
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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Yeah, we were talking. She said something about going Bobbitt on your ass if you "fix" her code; something like, 'he fixes my code, I "Fix" him'. Sounded painful.
This space for rent
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Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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So, you like the celibate life?
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Tim Carmichael wrote: So, you like the celibate life?
The Promise has not been resolved yet 
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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ΑlphaΔeltaΘheta wrote: (To be continued...)
Oh goody!
I love gory horror stories!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm about to have a cup of dangerous coffee. Safe tea first though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: dangerous coffee
Real men don't fear coffee! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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There speaks a man who hasn't tried my coffee!
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No! Try not! Drink or drink not, there is no try.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Bah. I make coffee according to my grandma's recipe, referred to in the family as "battery acid". The trick is to drink the coffee before it dissolves the mug.
Software Zen: delete this;
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If it can dissolve the mug, what does it do to your insides?!?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Wondrous things, the least of which is to let my coworkers live through the morning.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Voltaire said that coffee should be hot as Hell, black as Sin, and sweet as love. Nothing about danger!
EDIT: Voltaire
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 12-Apr-17 11:51am.
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have you tried lemon aid?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Have you tried ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ? It's good for what ales you.
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Tee eighteen, then a proper drink.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'll post an appropriate response at a latte time.
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I think I've read this joke before. Did you kaapi it from elsewhere?
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Coffee is for has beans...
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Such a brew-ha-ha over a beverage? Let me espresso my opinion: let this issue grind to a halt.
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How does it work in your company/teams?
Everybody knows everybody's salaries and grades?
I never felt this to be so cool, as it always landed in employees revolts.
An employee should look at his own work, contribution towards the project/team/company ,assess the situation himself & find out if the salary being paid to him is reasonable or not, than comparing the salaries with peers and take calls based on psychological triggers (That happens if things don't tally). Many times they choose to leave and land themselves in a poor work place. Like from the frying pan to the fire.
It'd be better if management issues a subtle direction to the young folks to keep these things confidential. (Until they grow older & learn the cunning tricks themselves) 
These freshers in team just sit together and compare the compensation letter field by field and feel relaxed, only if all them match dot by dot. lol
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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