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I'm sure we (US citizens) are paying top $ for that uncrackable (or should that be 'on crack-able'?) feature! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Didn't we get a question on hacking photographs of smartcards in QA?
If not, wait for it, it'll be along soon! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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:laughs:
I see an opening for OpenCV here. Hmmm, or perhaps that's aNewCV - depending on the attitude of management and HR.
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Security is an illusion, so why not perpetuate the illusion of security.
Along these same lines, I think I'm going to carry a picture of a German Shepherd in my wallet to scare away pick pockets. 
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littleGreenDude wrote: I'm going to carry a picture of a German Shepherd in my wallet to scare away pick pockets
It would work on me... [^]
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Photo of Beiber & Dion would be far more effective,
... when they fall down foaming at the mouth you can get your wallet back.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Probably against the Geneva Convention, that one. 
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I was considering pictures of mousetraps, but your solution is better, because mousetraps aren't loyal, but my own picture of a German shepherd wouldn't bite me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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littleGreenDude wrote: Security is an illusion
Guys working at the Atomic Weapons Establishment - many, many years ago - competed for the silliest successful ID pass.
A card bearing the photo of Ayatollah Khomeini, and the lid from a tin of sardines, each passed the Security Guards.
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I worked for ICL in Oz many years back. Admin guy gave me my ID card with a merino sheep mugshot (I'm an NZ'er). Brilliant!
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Mark H2 wrote: Brilliant!
 
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I think the turd of a German Shepherd in your pocket may work better... 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Standards are only suggestions, just like Stop signs.
No 2 of my *Smart Cards* (USMC, NWS, State Govt) have the same features, go figure. And its a real pain in the butt as my laptops haven't supported PCIMICA for quite some time. At least the NWS variant has a RealID marker on it
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They can't steal the data off the chip if it's just a photo
Sin tack
the any key okay
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First came fake news, now we have fake security, next will be fake government officials.
Oh wait... 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Security for thee, but not for me...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Have you ever produced anything to government requirements?
I dare say that the chips weren't available, or were rejected, for some reason or another, but the requirement read something like:
PH3-000067.AA67B: All ID cards must have a visible smart chip.
If thirteen @nal twits can't tick each a box related to that, the consignment's rejected.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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As far as senators understand technology, that's all the security they need.
Remember, these are the same people that want backdoors in encryption.
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I've been asked for some advice by someone who wants to monitor the area around her doorstep.
Whilst I'm sure (or at least hope) that I can handle the IT side of things, I know next to nothing about cameras.
Would it be possible to get pictures from an indoor camera pointing through the window that would be reasonably discernible by day or night or would she have to fork out for an external camera?
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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The cost of the camera is the least of the issues if you go external - should be able to pick one up cheap enough online. You will need to run a power cable to it some how. The only time I ever had to do this I was fortunate that there was a socket in the attic so that I did not have to run visible internal cables.
Ger
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Yes, very good point - I don't think that there are any external lights or anything already in place.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I just purchased a solar powered array+battery from Ace Hardware to power an outdoor WIFI cam. Might be a nice solution for you.
Or this looks neat too!
https://www.amazon.com/Waterproof-Wireless-ONVIF2-1-Surveillance-Security/dp/B018QA5X70
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You should be able to test it by using your laptop/tablet/phone camera to get an idea of quality. Also there is an excellent article on home security systems in the Articles section; unfortunately I foolishly forgot to bookmark it, so cannot provide the link.
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