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Xlated....
The 'dolt bomb' is that with the update 'Your machines browser' will hence forth be and always be Edge!
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Phone Call:
Hello, this is Raj from Microsoft Support...
We are seeing that you are NOT USING IE as your default browser.
Also, we are seeing that you are NOT USING Edge either...
We have been requested to connect to your machine and delete all OTHER browsers.
Also, Our website for making suggestions will now PREVENT you from making suggestions,
unless you use IE or Edge (AND) one of them is the default browser, AND you have no other
browsers installed.
Yes, this is for customer satisfaction.
We will NOT be satisfied until ALL CUSTOMERS learn the Microsoft way!
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They already do it to me with Chrome.
When I type www.microsoft.com, Chrome displays the message:
This site can’t be reached
www.microsoft.com unexpectedly closed the connection.
Typing www.microsoft.com in Edge gets me there, no problem.
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Well, O'Griff, I just want to let you know that I personally just submitted three of my precious VS votes on that very issue JUST YESTERDAY, and so I am fairly certain that you can credit ME for pushing this issue over the threshold of visibility in Redmond.
Scene: Redmond Office bullpen. Desks covered with paper and stained coffee mugs. Suddenly an alarm sounds and blue lights flash.
PocketProtectorGuy: "Whoa! Was that what I think it was?"
BirkenstockGal: "Oh yeah, baby! The VS Browser Issue just got green-lighted! We must have broken that 1283-vote barrier! Way to go, VS community! Leave it to ol' KDMote to put us over the top!"
PonyTailGuy: "All right, gang! Let's get busy! I don't want to miss the window for getting this fix in for VS2020!"
GrayBeard: Now now, boys and girls, let's not get too hasty here. Your giddy exuberance must not get in the way of prudent requirements solicitation and planning. I'll begin drafting the first 100 pages of the SRD just as soon as I schedule the first meeting to discuss the strategy for designing the specification for the design-requirements development sprint.
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OriginalGriff wrote: the $#*&$ing Ribbon will die a death
I really hope so, I've been using libreoffice even though I have the MS office also installed (work insisted), just because of that stupid ribbon that clutters the screen and slows me down looking for crap.
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I'm still waiting for them to restore color printing from VS. VS color codes the source on the screen so why not printed code? Earier version of VS did this.
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What is it with this anti-ribbon thing? It is faster and more intuitive than the old menu system. I changed to it when it was still in beta many years ago because it was so well thought out. (Maybe 10% of use-cases needed help in the first days). Screen real estate is a problem if you are using an old small-scale crt monitor but thewn you can hide the ribbon and call it up by clicking on the tab of need.
I found when all machines where i worked were using the ribbons, many users were nervous and confused but five or 10 minutes of effective training and they needed no more support.
I can understand the initial unfamiliarity (especiaaly if people look for options by habit rather than logic) but, with appropriate will, most users never look back. Whenever I have to support an older Office with menus/buttons it feels really, really clunky.
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java.lang.NullPointerException
atg.adapter.composite.CompositeRepository.getItem(CompositeRepository.java:328)
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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>>atg.adapter.composite.CompositeRepository.getItem(CompositeRepository.java:328)
Sorry, that password is taken.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Civil war jokes must be an American thing: I General Lee don't find them funny.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Perhaps you're taking them for Granted?
/ravi
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Yeah all those jokes always were a
Little Big Horn in my side
You know that's all they ever were
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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or he's rebelling against them.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sher man, whatever you say.
/ravi
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Now that was a quick response! I on the other hand seem to be moving like Manassas.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You guys are slaves to these bad pun threads...
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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As they say, if you Antietam, join 'em.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're on your own - I have Sumter else to do this afternoon.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Thanks for Sheridan that with me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't mean to bragg, but some things are just meade for each other.
/ravi
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I agree, I don't see how Mike could hold this in such Beauregard.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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In Singapore don't have civil war but do have Mr. Lee
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Wong Lee?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Talking about the Wong Lee sounds like you're talking about a Chinese mafia-like group that rules the black market rice trade.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You didn't come up with that yourself! Who are your confederates?
I'll grant you that (if you did pickett yourself) it was rather cute.
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