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Even at quantum computer speeds, we will be creating problems faster than we can solve them. 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Didnt Herman Hollerith, founder of IBM, say the world meeds 4 computers?
Seems like every prediction made about IT is always wrong.
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Not he. And it was maybe five.
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CodeWraith wrote: Of course they will solve the last mysteries of the universe.
Douglas Adams already solved that one. 42. 
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"There is nothing between a residence and a sidewalk before the end of the day, that results in such low dose snake oil medicine"
(10)
modified 7-Jul-17 4:46am.
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Homeopathy
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Correct!
There is nothing = O
between a residence = HOME
and a sidewalk = PATH
before the end of the day = Y
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Yes, but very very very very very very dilute snake oil, so that only the 'memory' of snake oil remains.
Andy B
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I tell herself that I drink "homeopathic wine", because I fill her wine glass while it sits beside my water.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Did you bring the cat to the homeowpath?
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I have recently signed up for eBay as the Boy wanted to purchase something off it.
...Faarrrkkk off and line up alongside Sharapova, Tantor will be along directly.
Just got an email asking me if I'm still interested in something I had previously looked at and then gave me links to some other shite. Hope you get the voracious arse cancer I have wished upon PayPal.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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And get rid of the mail address you used to sign up with. If you did not get any spam on it before, you now sooner or later will. First spam and 'newsletters' from the sellers you once had to do with come in and eventually also really fraudulent stuff when one of those guys spills the beans.
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I wanted to see that image from the window of space ship when I was 5!
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<HIJACK>
I was thinking about you and your job hunt plight on Tuesday night. Had an email chat with a UK based Recruiter for a day or two's work here in Sydney for a UK based company. One of the things they wanted to know was applicants English proficiency. Problem was, a couple of emails in I was wondering about her English proficiency.
I asked: Can I please know the suburb and if there is parking or public transport to the site.
She answered we have a very low budget for this task so there is no transport hope you understand
If that is what you have had to contend with I think the Pub attendance was from being driven to drink by the stupidity.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My job plight is not really an issue anymore(!) I have got a role with quite a large company starting the 24th(! ). The problem with a lot of recruiters is they are told X for so many years, Y for so many years, Z for a couple of months. They don't userstand X, Y & Z so you can get discounted for a role which you would be ideal for. My attendance in the PUB can be blamed on Nagy. I got totally frustrated and almost took a role removing rats from Arcade machines. So yeah the Pub served nice ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) and took some strain off. It does seem that recurters in general are special, the chances were you were talking with one of them who's English is a second or third language!
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: ... one of them who's English is a second or third language!
Oh, the irony! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I was using the UKs perogitive with English, we invented it, exported it, now we don't know how to use it!
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I'm never ever going to deal with another recruiter.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: I wanted to see that image from the window of space ship when I was 5!
I still do, and I'm 10x+4 that age!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Yesterday I slipped when getting out of the bathtub and almost did the salto mortale. I managed to avoid breaking any bones or banging my head, but I landed on my starboard nacelle that had to swallow the entire impact.
Now I have a beautiful concussion, shaded in every possible shade of green and blue and look forward to yet another day of sitting on it in the office.
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And I thought you were going to post about the Nika riots... 
I hope you feel better soon.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hang on, what are you calling your nacelle there? Your head? You mentioned a concussion? It that why you're planning to sit on your head?
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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A bruised bum is not a concussion ... unless you're brain is ... down there.
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy
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BillWoodruff wrote: A bruised bum is not a concussion ... unless you're brain is ... down there.
1. I know some women that would beg to differ
2. there's the "little head" nearby the 'bottom' - might have gotten whiplashed
3. and the old quote "sh*t for brains."
Sin tack
the any key okay
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