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He played Chuck Yeager in "The Right Stuff" (one of my favorite movies). 
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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He was the third one... [^]
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I got an email today: "Sander, can you mail said documents to John so he can test if the format is okay?"
I don't know John, but he is in the "To" field of the email as well, so I reply to all and send a mail with said document.
John's reply: "Hi Sander, what am I supposed to do with this?"
What the hell, maybe read your manager's mail right underneath mine and do as he says, test the document.
Me: "Hi John, I understood you were to test the format of this document."
John: "That's not my department, I know nothing of this file."
Well that's nice 
I send an email to who I guess is the correct person based on past experiences 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I got an email today: "Sander, can you mail said documents to John so he can test if the format is okay?"
I don't know John, but he is in the "To" field of the email as well, so I reply to all and send a mail with said document.
John's reply: "Hi Sander, what am I supposed to do with this?"
What the hell, maybe read your manager's mail right underneath mine and do as he says, test the document.
Manager opens outlook, starts writing a mail. Goes to the adres-book, types "John", selects the first one that comes up.
Trust is good. Validating is better.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The actual guy's name isn't even close to "John"
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insert random person here? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Where is "a,azpm/cp.4" exactly?
Try it on either Google or Bing and you'll see. (Google is better, it works out the localized form - at least for me)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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How did you even stumble upon this? 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Well, the "a,azpm/cp.4" is the right hand shifted right by one: "amazon.co,4" Not sure what the ",4" is, assuming "4" was typed by the left hand. 
[edit]Hmm, the "/cp.4" could be ".com", still not sure about the 4.[/edit]
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Tablet soft keyboards don't have "home key" bumps...
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Try adding some with a hot glue gun.
Looks like you haven't had enough cofveve yet today.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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OriginalGriff wrote: "a,azpm/cp.4"
That's snazzy. "a,azpm/cp.4" takes me right to the lounge.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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That's "cpde[rpkect/cp," which is a bit more readable - homepage though.
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True, but the first, with quotes, resulted in a single hit - to the lounge. It's impressive how fast Google indexes the lounge!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Doesn't take 'em long, does it?
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Are you kidding? I'd be willing to bet Google has more blades indexing the Lounge than Chris has serving the whole site!
Software Zen: delete this;
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Beijing is unable to type what? 
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"Tiananmen Square Massacre" apparently.
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Is pasteurize where your life goes when you have a near-death experience?
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These thoughts of the day are becoming more and more homogenized with each new one.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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well for cows pasteurize means something more literal ...[pasture-rise], near death experience was included.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I thought it's when the cows are no longer in view.
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Made me think of an old joke about a maiden who wanted a milk bath. When the milk man asked if she wanted pasteurized, she replied "No, just past my boobs".
I'll get my coat...
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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Carn-sarn-it:
"Uploader has not made this video available in your country."
I can only assume that it's not fast by the standards on this side of the Atlantic.
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