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And a damn good one too!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Dilbert
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Repeat after me: "you are repeating yourself !"
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Speaking of repeating one self, I just had a great idea: Why don't Columbia Pictures announce that they are releasing a sequel to "Groundhog Day", and then just release the original? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I thought they did? Didn't I see it yesterday? And tonight?
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Dunno, I'm still trying to figure out how to get Andie McDowell's attention... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just go knock at her door. In this costume.[^] Then you will have her attention and it's up to you to keep it. Otherwise two costumed gorillas may drive you away in a car with blinking lights and a siren. All or nothing.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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I was thinking more in the lines of building snowmen and having snowball fights with kids - Only I don't like kids, so do you think cats will work instead? 
The lack of opposed thumbs in cats may prove to be a difficulty, but what the heck, if they can use assault rifles, then why not snowballs?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You are repeating yourself.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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Anyone who speaks to (read that listens to) their wife has grown used to it.
And sometimes we're stupid enough to say something akin to what Dilbert said.
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Tell me about it 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
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Sir:
I refer you to the Department of Redundancy Department.[^]
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Obligatory Dilbert[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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A SUPER LESLIE !
You just replied to an email with a link that is the same link as was in the email to which you replied.
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Obligatory Dilbert[^] 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It is acceptable to answer one in QA along the line 'go back to the school'?
(It is very polite now that I wrote it down, I was thinking more about !%&@!@#&*^)
But seriously how you should answer someone, who try to write a peace of software and missing all the basics of how things are moving around. They maybe got a course or book on how to write loops and methods and classes, but that's all... After one and a half of such questions a have a feeling in my fingertips that says to me - be rude and rive them home...
Sorry. I had to.
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, that's what drove people away from StackOverflow, always be a gentleman (or pretend)
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Yeah - that's why I wrote it here. The Lounge is full of crap anyway, I add mine...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: and missing all the basics of how things are moving around.
Gently suggest that they find a different career.
Marc
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Something along the lines of...
"Wow! I never would have looked at it that way. Have you ever considered a career as a Sanitation Engineer?"
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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What exactly 'Sanitation Engineer' does? And do not tell me if it is something I don't want to know...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Fancy name for the garbage man (AKA refuse collector).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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