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Bloody hell, a week and you have actually been able to do some work, it takes longer than that to navigate HRs onboarding process and up to 6 weeks to get a computer where I work.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Well I should add a caveat to it, I was only able to do some stuff as the company I now work for has only recently bought the company who's office I am in so they still have there intranet and things also the boss apparently raised He double hockey sticks to get me a PC and a Desk (Chairs now come seperate as we found...), I still have to go to the Corpate Head Office for my Corpate Induction, but I am now 50% done (I would have completed the online induction, but my PC didn't have the ability to connect to get the Java update(?! a useful update!) to allow me to run it...really the only task I have done is reading the documentation that had gone through approval and sign off and spotting two mistakes (the same byte being assigned two different values in the send function, the circuit diagram had a short) so good times(?) 
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Great news
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You said it!  Also I was under the impression there were 3 basic Minions & the purple evil version giving 4, whats the fifth one look like? 
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glennPattonWork(!) wrote: ...
At work on a Saturday? No wonder they like you. (Another newbie trying to impress the bosses  )
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Nope...(Boss was off yesterday and today at Blood Stock, a Heavy/Death Metal Festival in Norway)
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Keep on truckin' [^]
cheers, Bill
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it. A few hundred years later another traveler despairing as myself, may mourn the disappearance of what I may have seen, but failed to see.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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I don't know, I was expecting a link to the Greatful Dead doing Truckin' (got my foot down...)<heads off="" whistleing="">
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Do breast implant surgeons charge a flat fee?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No. Their fees are inflated.
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Depends, some do volume business.
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I'm sure they charge a robust fee!
(nipped that one in the bud, didn't I!)
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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If mammary serves me right, I believe they do.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If they did, wouldn't they go bust?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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Like no way, bra!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's true! I've looked at the figures.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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For your diligent work I raise A Cup to you. ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Me too. Make that a pair.
/ravi
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Hey! My eyes are up here.
Sin tack
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It's good that you got that off your chest.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was expecting a more titillating set of replies - the CPian's milking this for all it's worth.
What's wrong with us? Arola bunch of wimps or what?
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Now you're just making mountains out of molehills.
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