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W∴ Balboos wrote: which I tell newly wed husbands on at their wedding
You should do that months earlier!!! 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That would be an act of mercy.
I prefer the looks of puzzlement, incredulity, or horror.
After all, misery loves company.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: "We're All Al Bundy"
You mean that you're married to a spendthrift with room-temperature (in degrees Centigrade) IQ, have a daughter who couldn't keep her legs closed even if you nailed them together, and have a son named after a beer?! 
You have my sincere and heartfelt condolences.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 13-Aug-17 8:03am.
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Chaverie - Time For You To Face Reality!
Remember: the man may wear the pants in the family - it's up to the woman when he gets to take them off.
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Oh, how timely.
I know someone on here will be celebrating twenty-six years tomorrow.
And my wife and I will be celebrating twenty-five years on Tuesday.
![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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I feel old. just passed #39.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: I feel old. just passed #39.
That doesn't mean that he is younger, only that he got married later 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 13-Aug-17 14:12pm.
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I feel ancient - 40 years and still going strong.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Positively fossilised... 47 and counting. More than 2/3 of my life. 
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I know someone on here will be celebrating twenty-six years tomorrow.
And my wife and I will be celebrating twenty-five years on Tuesday.
Who is that? I'm 26 years on Thursday. Congrats on 25 years for you.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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My grandparents are celebrating 60(!) years of marriage next week.
No one knows how they did it, but we think it's because grandpa is never at home (he's always out working, fishing or collecting scrap metal)
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It is very easy, just say this: "Yes, dear". "I agree".
Headed for our 57th.
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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You've beaten me. It will my 54th at the end of the month.
The easiest way is to keep out of sight. I use a bedroom upstairs as my "office" which she keeps out of; she can't stand the mess. Every Monday she throws a duster through the door for me to "make it look clean and tidy". I suspect she secretly cleans it when I go to play bowls. It hasn't been tidied up, but you can see things have been moved and the furniture does seem to have a little more shine.
Still, you've got to love them, haven't you?
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The secret to long-term relationships is to treat each other as friends, sometimes joke, sometimes be silent together and be supportive.
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My parents had their sixtieth last year.
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Select target, bomb-type, and kablooie: [^]
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it. A few hundred years later another traveler despairing as myself, may mourn the disappearance of what I may have seen, but failed to see.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Highly educational value 
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Could be a useful destress tool!
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Not near enough visual effects for that - no blood, no dead bodies, no explosion - it is like a scientific tool... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Shall we play a game?
(1) Tic Tac Toe
(2) Chess
(3) Global Thermonuclear War
>_
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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I like the "almost accidentally detonated in 1961" entry - didn't know about that.
(that was just a squeak before my time so I would have missed it / been safe anyway  )
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Another scenario[^], courtesy of Dong Feng-5 ?
Imperialism, even at sea, will have its cost.
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Good thing this isn't wired in for real. I would just just launched on Redmond, or where-ever that director of dumbassery lives.
re: The Lounge[^]
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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