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Good luck to your Mrs.
My lovely bride is 4 years removed from her various treatments (surgery, chemo, radiation...), is cancer free and going strong.
She earns the t-shirt[^] I bought her every day!
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Saved the link - I will order one of every color!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Impressive chaos ... ( pardon my ignorance  ), and where is our Solar system is not clear at all ...
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I don't see the Total Perspective Vortex.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Probably just as well, considering.
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Do you mean to say that the Universe wasn't created just for me?!
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do you have two heads and three arms? 
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The Universe is an illusion, put there by God to test our faith when He created the world 2,000 years ago. He tried a similar trick when He scattered dinosaur bones around the planet just to keep us on our toes, as any fule kno.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Nice laminated flooring you have 
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"Crazy reason is on track." (10)
Good luck. Should be quite easy for a Monday.
Andy B
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We give up ! answer please
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Flummoxed me as well. 
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The answer is Locomotive.
Crazy - Loco
Reason - motive
And usually found on tracks. Sorry if that was too hard for Monday, or if I didn't format it correctly, although the 'crazy' anagram red-herring was intentional. I'll make tomorrows easier.
Andy B
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Obvious when you have the answer. Perhaps I need a new brain?
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I lost my train of thought with this one. (Sorry)
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I actually thought of that but was hung up on an anagram - I definitely need a new brain
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Recognizable, those cats are all the same
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Funny to read "This website uses cookies…" just above that very comic strip.
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That's why he had the mouth open, but no cookie felt down from there
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Bet it was not built using Zeta software
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