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![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) U@ .com - only with the "C"s missing.
You want me to look at your ads, show me your content is worth my time. CP is on my whitelist, but there aren't a whole load of others...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I have an Anti-Anti-Adblock script installed, so I don't get most of those.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Interesting - where did you get it?
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OriginalGriff wrote: But they don't check the email address at all
Ya, stupid them. They didn't program their site to handle dishonest people who then also provide dishonest emails. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Here's a direct youtube link to the video: Bouncer Vs Drunk - YouTube[^] for those who don't like a crappy website forcing you to signup and/or complain about ad-blocking.
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beer courage, but seriously, why would you punch *anything* that weighs 320 pounds? File this under the Darwin Award, nice try section.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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IMO, the bouncer/MMA goon mishandled the situation.
He could have easily and "peacefully" overwhelm the drunken moron and wait for the proper authorities to come in and take the moron away.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Rubbish, he decked the guy only after being attacked and then jumped on him (rather gently I thought) to eliminate any chance of repeating the performance.
The idea that someone should "peacefully" overwhelm an attacker is ludicrous. Take him down quick and imobilise him which is exactly what was done.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Very well said. 
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And for the price of €2,400,000 it's all yours!
Ehhh boss, I want a new company car 
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I was going to post this about an hour ago and try to say that this was my new car that I was picking up this Friday.
Nice car.
Too bad I don't have 2.5 million to spend.  and if I did, I don't know if I would blow it on a F'n car. 
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Are high notes more treble than they are worth?
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Sorry, but that one fell flat.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It aint over till the large woman sings
signature upgrade failed. Please contact our support department during office hours and quote this number: ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif)
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I think the large woman has a staff infection right now, it's gonna be a long thread by any measure.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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As usual, you beat me to it!
/ravi
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It's my forte!
I really need to get a life.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: I really need to get a life.
That strikes a chord.
/ravi
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Don't be so sexist. I have seen even larger men and it will be your fault when women will not hang out with us nerds anymore (as they apparently still do for now).
Would you atone for your political uncorrectness and start singing yourself? 
The user can't update the up: we update it for them (Choice in the CP poll)
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Not for the Kings of Low Frequency 
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You coda done better, but, rest assured, it doesn't meter much to me.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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That's an alto-fact.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's a bass assumption, of course.
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