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Is an illiterate someone who is sick of reading?
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That one almost flu over my head.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But at least you caught it.
Jeremy Falcon
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Winter is approaching, and here in Norway we love the cold so much that we sometimes catch them.
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I always thought it was a Welshman made by apple: iLliterate
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They should throw the book at you for punning in public.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Spoonerisms are no better...
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Sick [sic] he said.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nope. It's someone who is sick of iterating.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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again
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... and again
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Null string.
Jeremy Falcon
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Exception: stack overflow!
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Illiterate is the charge for making making "it" sick.
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Some of you CPians must have published UWP based apps to the Windows App store. It will be interesting to read of your experiences here in the Lounge, if you care to share it. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Some of you CPians must have published UWP based apps to the Windows App store. It will be interesting to read of your experiences here in the Lounge, if you care to share it.
I've experienced some quite strange folk in the lounge, and oh, the APOD really are amazing.
(well it is what you asked for.)
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A true gentleman never discusses his experiences in the lounge.
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The fact you are here, makes you not true neither gentleman 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You wound me, sir. I'm here as your friend.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm here as your friend.
 Knowing me, that doesn't make you gentleman either....
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's a DS9 quote, from a character that was nothing like a gentleman...
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Never saw that but looking up the exact quote proves me right
Quark: You wound me. All these years together, I thought you knew me. Odo, I am not a killer!
Odo: No, but most of your friends are.
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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