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Eytukan20-Nov-17 1:51

20-Nov-17 1:51

"CP" deathwatch?

For a moment I was thinking Charles Manson's a CP user. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

oops!

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.

den2k8820-Nov-17 1:54

den2k88

20-Nov-17 1:54

Some of us are at least as nuts as Manson, but we torture and kill only software. In the worst possible ways.

GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

Eytukan20-Nov-17 3:13

20-Nov-17 3:13

den2k88 wrote:
but we torture and kill only software. In the worst possible ways

Also we do, to the innocent-first-time-lounge-tech-question-poster. Smile | :)

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.

glennPattonWork320-Nov-17 3:27

glennPattonWork3

20-Nov-17 3:27

Yup!

PIEBALDconsult20-Nov-17 5:51

PIEBALDconsult

20-Nov-17 5:51

And Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

jeron120-Nov-17 6:41

jeron1

20-Nov-17 6:41

This breaking news just in, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

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Forogar 20-Nov-17 12:54

Forogar

20-Nov-17 12:54

As is Hitler!

There... I did it. Someone had to. It was inevitable!

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Frustration!

Eytukan20-Nov-17 0:14

20-Nov-17 0:14

I was cleaning my cupboards, lockers this weekend. I heaped up a lot of garbage to be shredded before it was thrown to litter bin. Then in the evening, I got busy and left home leaving the pile of papers unshredded (All contains confidential data) Right from my bank account number, statements to my old salary slips etc etc.

The next morning I entered into my room to see it clean & all the papers already thrown to the bin.
I got furious & shouted at my wife asking her why the confidential-garbage was thrown out without verifying with me. Those are critical documents and has to be shredded for sure. D'Oh! | :doh:

She replied, she isn't stupid, she shredded them all before throwing out.
Still it didn't cool me off. Guess why?

The reason - I was planning to have a lot of fun shredding them by myself. hehehe. May be it's silly, but there's some kinda fun in doing the destruction Big Grin | :-D

$Shucks | :-\$ . I miss those papers *dammit*!

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.

Marc Clifton20-Nov-17 0:39

Marc Clifton

20-Nov-17 0:39

Vunic wrote:
I got furious & shouted at my wife

Couch for you tonight! Wink | ;)

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Eytukan20-Nov-17 0:58

20-Nov-17 0:58

Marc Clifton wrote:
Couch for you tonight!

Slightly bigger for shredding. But still looks like a plan Big Grin | :-D

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.

Jörgen Andersson20-Nov-17 0:40

Jörgen Andersson

20-Nov-17 0:40

First, say thank you, and I'm sorry.
Then you can start planning your revenge.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

Mark Parity20-Nov-17 0:58

Mark Parity

20-Nov-17 0:58

You can pop round and shred ours if you like, we have two large bags of the stuff.

Its fun at first but our shredder only takes 4-5 A4 sheets at once, after a while it gets a bit of a chore.

Eytukan20-Nov-17 1:11

20-Nov-17 1:11

KennethKennedy wrote:
Its fun at first but our shredder only takes 4-5 A4 sheets at once

Works for any size [^] Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.

Mark Parity20-Nov-17 1:24

Mark Parity

20-Nov-17 1:24

Thanks, I've got something similar already, I will try it tonight.

It will probably work best if I leave the paper in the bag and just shred the whole lot. Smile | :)

Eytukan20-Nov-17 1:54

20-Nov-17 1:54

KennethKennedy wrote:
It will probably work best if I leave the paper in the bag and just shred the whole lot

More materials, more noise. More noise, more job satisfaction. Big Grin | :-D

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.

WSO CCC 20/11 - with ANSWER

den2k8820-Nov-17 2:19

den2k88

20-Nov-17 2:19

I bring them to my parents' house. They have two wood ovens and they burn paper like nobody's business.

GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

A_Griffin19-Nov-17 23:33

A_Griffin

19-Nov-17 23:33

sorry it's late - a bit of a panic at work.... try this:

Cad blue! (10)

It's a SPOONERISM, innit?

(Hey, if OG can get away with his PARADOX the other week.....)

modified 20-Nov-17 8:04am.

Re: WSO CCC 20/11 - with ANSWER

Pete O'Hanlon20-Nov-17 2:21

Pete O'Hanlon

20-Nov-17 2:21

*Groan*

This space for rent

Re: WSO CCC 20/11 - with ANSWER

pkfox20-Nov-17 10:45

pkfox

20-Nov-17 10:45

Oh dear oh dear Laugh | :laugh:

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A small Twist in career

super19-Nov-17 23:05

super

19-Nov-17 23:05

As a never ending twist and turns in my career, I have been asked to work on Sql queries ( only Select to populate data and copy in excel).
I worked on it like 15 years back and never touched sql script.
So any links or online resource to brush up my memory?

cheers,

Super

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CodeWraith19-Nov-17 23:17

CodeWraith

19-Nov-17 23:17

Repeat after me:

SELECT * FROM 
someting AS st INNER JOIN
somethingelse AS se ON se.SomethingId = st.Id

Shirley this already brought it all back, right? Smile | :)

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OriginalGriff19-Nov-17 23:33

OriginalGriff

19-Nov-17 23:33

Arrrgh! NOOOOO!

SQL

SELECT st.TingOne, st.TingTwo, se.TingThree FROM 
someting AS st INNER JOIN
somethingelse AS se ON se.SomethingId = st.Id

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Richard MacCutchan19-Nov-17 23:31

Richard MacCutchan

19-Nov-17 23:31

Try typing "SQL SELECT" into Google.

lopatir20-Nov-17 0:09

lopatir

20-Nov-17 0:09

SQL

select * from google

... About 1,040,000,000 results (0.50 seconds)

pfffft, is that all they have? disappointing!

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