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...I arrived at the Pub with my baby girl. She's now 18, we're drinking and playing pool.
Luckily the Pub shuts in an hour cause we got a huge piss up tommorow at a hired hall where I'm the lwgally responsible adult.
Promise not to drink more than 1 of the 5 cartons of beer. That's not counting the hard cider cartons, multiple bottles of sourits I don't like or the many crappy wines I bought.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Happy birthday to your daughter! (I assume that's the purpose of the huge piss up?)
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It is. Thanks.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I hope everyone has a damn fine time! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: huge piss up
That happens to me when I drink too much water.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I try hard to urinate down - gravity, you understand.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I try hard to urinate down
Boring! 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Is this more your style?
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I never knew they had cameras in that bathroom. I feel violated.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You shouldnt drink too much. It is not good for the health, but also for your life (like driving and bad reputation). It also destroys the lever and brain...
I am sorry for that - but it is the truth 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Quote: lever and brain...
The brain is gone.
The lever, well... 
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I thought you were going to give us the 50 ways to love your lever.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Nope, I just miss my missing spleen. 
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My dear departed father believed in the healing powers of a glass of whiskey every day. He lived to the ripe old age of 98. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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If nothing else it gives you something to look forward to, which no-one has ever said about a glass of water each night!
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Water is dangerous stuff! It should always be diluted with alcohol to prevent internal rust!
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W.C.Fields wrote: I don't drink water. Fish ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) in it.
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He also lamented: "Who pulled the cork out of my breakfast?!"
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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When I get to 90 I am going to start a cocaine habit. I might not last long, but I a going to go in style!
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KarstenK wrote: It also destroys the lever and brain...
In martin's case, that an improvement.
I'd rather be phishing!
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KarstenK wrote: You shouldnt drink too much.
There's the part that's important.
You ought to note that they're both Aussies - so by and large, any damage that could have occurred is considered a patriotic gesture and long overdue.
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Thanks Captain Obvious.
Don't worry, border-control has been notified. Your passport's no good here.
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