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I don't like (7) 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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You got to remember though most of us have been doing this for years on here. If you come up with something too fiendish we will just spend 5 minutes on it and give up and wait for the next days. Theres a fine line between being too easy and being too hard that people won't bother.
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Ah... da yoof of today... instant gratification, that's all they want....
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Try the fiendish - see how it goes.
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Hi,
Got into work as I caught the train just. Turned PC on muttering, made a coffee, sat down to read the missives I haven't seen. Going through the usual cr*p I come across one marked 'Water', Due to an issue we can't drink the water (with out boiling...) this has become an issue as email refering to water usually mean the roofs leaking again.
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For anybody who doesn't know, this is glennPattonWork's office.
The Office
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That made me chuckle a bit. 
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I remember visiting one customer who had a sheet of bubble wrap tied to the ceiling over his desk to carry water out the window when it rained ... didn't exactly inspire confidence in their ability to pay bills, this was their technical director's office ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Ah confidence: maybe, real question is did you stand on his desk to pop some bubble wrap bubbles?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Well not quite, we do have awful nylon carpet that is a static nightmare...
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Too dry. By his description it must be more like this.[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I didn't want to reveal his true office, you never know who is reading these threads. 
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It's commendable to keep working after the company already went under.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Hi all,
I remember several years ago a codeproject article from 1 Apr featured their new "Server Farm" of Pocket PCs.
I would like to use the image from the article for a prank in our company regarding the current discussion of security leaks thru speculative execution in modern CPUs and that older CPUs are not affected.
Does anyone remember the year, the article showed up, and maybe post the URL here?
Thanks, Dieter
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No, that's not the one 
The once brought an April's Fool article on 1 Apr.
There they had a picture of many many Pocket PCs in racks, claiming that was their "brand new" Server Farm
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2004... has it been that long ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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I must have annoyed somebody - my spam count has gone from 300+ per day to around 10. Perhaps it's more to do with the holidays being over. Either way, happy not to have to trawl through a huge pile of rubbish just in case a genuine mail got marked as spam. Happy days.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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Did you sic the Simmons on them? 
(That's one step above siccing the Pournelle on them. )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Which reminded me how much I enjoyed the Ringworld[^] series. Going to order a new copy and read it again. Thanks!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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You probably were extremely rude and didn't answered them...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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now that you mention it...
I think it happened to me as well! 
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The price of bitcoin dropped and suddenly all those make $15000 in bitcoin e-mails stopped arriving because the spammers had to get a real job as they lost all their $$$?
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I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that..
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Money talks .. but all mine ever says is good-bye.
You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I’ve gained since then.
Denny’s has a slogan, "If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us." If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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Nope if you married different women twice in a year.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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