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You think he's making an ass of himself?
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If you have to ask the question...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Did you colour outside any of the lines though?
This space for rent
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Genius? Yes, I saw you in the Apple store yesterday. Many people in line to talk to you. 
User: Technical term used by developers. See Idiot.
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I am even more genious : I bought a puzzle in the 3-5years section and it took me 10 minutes to finish.
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Let me guess- someone stole your sweetroll. 
(Sorry, I always say stuff like that since I took an arrow in the knee)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Nuthin to see here, move on!
I actually installed Skyrim Special Edition yesterday evening and downloaded an entire new set of mods. I want to delve in Dwemer ruins once again...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I have started a new character. Sword and sorcery. Literally. And an elf, on top of that. Went hunting yesterday and brought back trophies from a few deer, bears and wolves, plus a few Talmor.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Oh yes, the Thalmor - my favourite quarry. Now I wonder if there is a mod that adds Thalmor heads as head trophies to decor the player's home...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Before you move on a grade I'd read a few more.
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Quote: I'm a genius
Me too.
Without an apparent reason as well.
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Pom Pey put me off a making a fiendish puzzle, so blame him and here's a more straightforward one - but I quite like it!
Beat the cat, dog. (7)
modified 15-Jan-18 4:16am.
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WHIPPET
Beat WHIP
the cat, PET dog.
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Good boy!
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Woof! Woof!
Do I get a biscuit?
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Are you one of those K-9's that pretend to go outside and do their "business" just to get a treat.
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Anything for a Scooby snack!
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I wish I'd had one when I was a kid!
Ladies and Gentlebeings, I present: The mechanical digital computer[^]
Please tell me one of you had one!
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yes, but you did have BASIC, and from that the magical world of visual basic
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Not in '63 I didn't!
I probably had crayons and difficulty in writing my ABC's... 
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But this thing was actually programmable! 
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++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
Error at Address Number 6, Treacle Mine Road.
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Twatter
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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