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An ear worm?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah.
My work here is done.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm just going to smile and hand you a Vegemite sandwich.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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SO here a small poll about the tools you use to archive and version project management documents. We all have source control for source code, but what are you using for other "normal" documents such as open point lists, schedules, customer requirements, etc... ?
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SharePoint. Stick it in and forget about it.
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Then upgrade and...
[2 days later when it sort of mostly works and has almost all of the documents back again] ...find that the ACL has been trashed so no one can open it anyway.
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Exactly. A perfect oubliette.
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Rage wrote: open point lists, schedules, customer requirements, etc... ?
Please explain what these terms mean. 
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items used to distract the customer from the fact the software isn't ready,
later also used to persuade the customer the software is done even though it's not what they want.
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Lopatir wrote: what they want
 Please explain.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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managing expectations
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Ah, that cute fuzzy thing that's constantly moving, sometimes in circles. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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We use SVN for documentation and other life cycle data. We've only been using it for about a year but so far it seems to do what we need it to. One draw back is the inability to share documents in different projects and branches. We built our own in-house client to interface with.
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Rage wrote: Tools for project management
I've worked with a few of those people. 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Wizard of Id[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Musical Interlude[^]
If you can get the Broadway soundtrack version it's got a lot more.
" . . . and there's nothing new under the sun . . "
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I should have read a little closer as I expected some Zeppelin! (that'd be closer to Forty years I think!) 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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What do you mean? "Pointless"?
I'm not following you at ALL! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's a conspiracy by Big Bacon to make you crave it and then buy more.
If you want to talk about "pointless"...may I introduce you to ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif) ?
(no I won't link to the site...I'm not that cruel)
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dandy72 wrote: to make you crave it and then buy more.
Yeah - because they need to work at it to make you want more bacon. 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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but pilots receive thorough training on how to perform them.
And how, exactly, is that done? Media hyperbole! 
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Simulators. They're pretty sophisticated these days.
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A_Griffin wrote: Simulators. They're pretty sophisticated these days.
I guess so! Probably more sophisticated than this (which is impressive in itself but obviously can't simulate the physical effects.)
Latest Article - Code Review - What You Can Learn From a Single Line of Code
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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