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Had to go to the store today, and when I was there, a teenager was yelling at someone (his mother, I think), calling her all sorts of names. He then called her a 'Phallic Potato' and shoved her, then stormed off. The police had already been called, and arrested him as he was leaving the store.
Not what I expected to see (and hear) today.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Maybe you shouldn't shop at Walmart.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Maybe you shouldn't shop at Walmart.
Shut up ya Phallic Potato.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Good! Now shove him! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I'm imagining you rolling that phrase around in your mind a bit and thinking "Hmm. Interesting. I'll tuck that one away just in case".
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Must resist the urge to post a link to Kev's "Potato Song" in The Lounge. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Must resist the urge
Why? 
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Because it's decidedly NSFTL. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Interesting interpretation of "tucking away just in case"
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I guess "phallic potato" is kid sister safe. I know my kid sister would bust out laughing if she heard that.
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This was at a Kroger.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You should've intervened and tell them to take it to the soapbox.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: Phallic Potato
Did she have any tuber luber to go with that?
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It's probably because she didn't want to buy him Tide pods!
And all the rest of the little bast angels have them!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Did anyone catch the #Superb_Owl meme on Twitter? Some really great picts and gifs of many different nocturnal predatory birds.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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/r/Superbowl[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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the up-sized salad at Taco Bell?
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No I'm thinking more of the Skoda Superb 
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This [^] is just fascinating me.
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Very cool
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Seems a bit complicated for putting a marble in a glass. Linux dev?
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Or a website with all the coolest JS frameworks and build tools 
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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spot on!
It's an allegory about Web development!
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 but waaay too much time on his hands! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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