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Munchies? (as in Matt) 
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That was a very long time ago. 
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Bloke MAN
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make feel better CURE
with a hand job
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The only bit I don't get is the possible lack of SFWness ... :InnocentWhistleSmiley:
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Indeed - too easy really, but ... 
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Yeah I know - you couldn't resist it!
I've done the same: "This is too easy - but I like it!"
A pretty good clue! 
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OMG - I actually figured this one out! It must have been waaaay to easy.
My brain does not work right on these - which is weird because I love puns and usinga and abusing the English language but I usually draw a complete blank of CCCs.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Hi All,
Walked into a mess this am, too earlyfor raised voices, just let me hide under a desk and drink ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) , this issue is cause by the lights alledgely glaring. The person moaning had to move from there office to the general space.... I am also told of strop when it got too hot last year involing shirts coming off pass the mind bleach! 
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glennPattonWork wrote: involing shirts coming off pass
Enquiring minds want to know: male or female?
Where is the thermostat exactly?
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<<shudder>> Male << //shudder>> also they appear to playing deskris (Tetris with desks!) you couldn't make it up roll lunch time...
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Only one thing I can say: "TFIF"
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Which part of mind bleach did you not understand?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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The bit that applied to me! 
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Can it be that you already took a good spoonfull of the bleach?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Nope, but:
1) The only other person in this building at the moment is Herself.
2) I'm not going to activate Glenn's webcam ...
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I have a web cam? Oh dear...
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You did not know that you have millions of fans out there?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I wouldn't call them fans ... some of them are doing some pretty nasty stuff with the feed. 
Did you see the one with the goat and the rubber sink plunger? 
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No, I did not see that one. I'm still trying to get over the one with all that boot kissing. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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That was a goat? 
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Passed the 8th fan I would switch to water cooling.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Ok, I hold him, you hook him up.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Seems the same in every office, one of my colleagues always complained of stuffy and too hot, the other was always shivering. The hot one luckily moved to a separate private room where he could cool off by opening all windows, even now in winter time !
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Somebody's burned out and needs a sabbatical.
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Microsoft at it again. Power point by default breaks a word to next line so you have few letters on first line and rest on next and there is no direct way to turn off this feature ( Elephanting bug !!! ). The only way you can turn it off is...
You install an Asian Language (eq. Japanese ) from Control Panel and then in PPT you select the textbox for which you want to turn it off and select Paragraph and go to Asian Topograpy option and you can turn off the feature there. If you only have English language you don't have that option. What a software design. 
This is what you need [^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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