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All girls really just want my Python 
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Dunno, I just give her a tcl.
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My wife doesn't care what language she uses as long as she can imperatively declare what function I am to recursively perform. 
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Yeah I once read about that pattern in uni.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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This isn't as nsfw as it may sound, but it made me laugh so here goes:
Bloke I make feel better with a hand job (8)
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Munchies? (as in Matt) 
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That was a very long time ago. 
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Bloke MAN
I I
make feel better CURE
with a hand job
MANICURE
The only bit I don't get is the possible lack of SFWness ... :InnocentWhistleSmiley:
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Indeed - too easy really, but ... 
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Yeah I know - you couldn't resist it!
I've done the same: "This is too easy - but I like it!"
A pretty good clue! 
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OMG - I actually figured this one out! It must have been waaaay to easy.
My brain does not work right on these - which is weird because I love puns and usinga and abusing the English language but I usually draw a complete blank of CCCs.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Hi All,
Walked into a mess this am, too earlyfor raised voices, just let me hide under a desk and drink ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) , this issue is cause by the lights alledgely glaring. The person moaning had to move from there office to the general space.... I am also told of strop when it got too hot last year involing shirts coming off pass the mind bleach!
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glennPattonWork wrote: involing shirts coming off pass
Enquiring minds want to know: male or female?
Where is the thermostat exactly?
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<<shudder>> Male << //shudder>> also they appear to playing deskris (Tetris with desks!) you couldn't make it up roll lunch time...
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Only one thing I can say: "TFIF"
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Which part of mind bleach did you not understand?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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The bit that applied to me! 
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Can it be that you already took a good spoonfull of the bleach?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Nope, but:
1) The only other person in this building at the moment is Herself.
2) I'm not going to activate Glenn's webcam ...
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I have a web cam? Oh dear...
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You did not know that you have millions of fans out there?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I wouldn't call them fans ... some of them are doing some pretty nasty stuff with the feed. 
Did you see the one with the goat and the rubber sink plunger? 
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No, I did not see that one. I'm still trying to get over the one with all that boot kissing. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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That was a goat? 
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