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If you fall asleep on the beach, and wake with a terrible tan line, is it because you didn't apply sine block properly?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Why would I have a tan line?
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Not if you are a female. Only if you are a tan gent.
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Cos!
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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You know, it happened also to my cosine!
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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This is the secant time I'm reading the same joke.
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either that, or you didn't coversine.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's a triggy question. I'll need to tri some different angles.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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Either that, or cos you are not rad enuff.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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If you're by the secant you be more careful?
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Move your cot into the shade before falling asleep again!
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Anybody using it? If so, what are your thoughts? Pros? Cons?
I've looked at some other options (PS Vue, Sling TV, Hulu TV, etc...) and YouTube TV looks like the winner for my needs.
I've been using DirecTV for years and I'm tired of spending $90 / mo. for what I'm getting.
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Does it carry shows that aren't by Jake Paul? Or about Jake Paul? Or nothing to do with Jake Paul but have Jake Paul in the title to get views?
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Over the last 17 years, we've been bombarded by new programmers wanting us to help them with their homework. In the past, I've been loath to participate in such transactions, but recently had a change of heart.
In the interest of extending a helping hand to homework requestors, I've decided to help in any way I can, starting with this Q/A question.
How I can create a class with array[^]
I think the key here is to give them the code using features of the language that they haven't yet been taught.
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I don't understand the 1-vote(s) - I gave him exactly what he asked for (a 4x6 array of players), and even updated my answer to provided the required info from the collection (average height/weight, tallest/heaviest user, and a list of players shorter than 70kg).
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He accepted my solution. God I wish I could be there when the instructor sees it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 14-Feb-18 13:32pm.
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Eventually, the pain meds that you are taking are going to wear off and you will have the all too common "WTF was I thinking" moment.
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
modified 14-Feb-18 11:00am.
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Slacker007 wrote: Eventually, the pain meds that you are taking are going to where off and you will have the all too common "WTF was I thinking" moment.
"wear" off. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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How does that help him?
new Player(){ID=118, Height=random.Next(155,180), Name="Numnuts", Weight=random.Next(63,80)}
You missed out the "b" in "Numbnuts", such sloppy work might cost him his grade. Please give him the proper codes, it's urgent.
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I didn't want to make it real obvious... The omission of the "b" was intentional.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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It wouldn't surprise me that this code shows up again in a future article. The student, so cocky due to his good grade, will submit it as his own. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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How to use google to translate Numnuts into Hindi. Plz send codes, its urgent.
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नंब नट
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I updated my answer to fulfill his requirements. I wonder if he'll turn it in that way... Even better, I wonder how his instructor will respond, given the somewhat advanced nature of the code. If he can't build a simple array, how is he going to defend his use of generics and Linq?
I'd love to be a fly on the wall to see it (mostly because it would be hard to identify me among all the other flies that are no doubt on the wall).
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I taught Computer Science for two years. I had students regularly turn on code that they got off the internet somewhere.
As soon as I saw it I would hold a Code Review in front of the whole class and have the student come up in front and explain their code.
They only every did that once.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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