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Chance left in work agreement (11)
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modified 20-Feb-18 5:00am.
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Chance
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agreement UNITY
OPPORTUNITY
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Faster than a speeding bullet!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I can leap small dolls-houses at a single bound as well!
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Now you're just showing off!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Yeah, I know. Most of the time I catch my foot on the chimney and end up in a massive faceplant.
So undignified when one is wearing ones underwear on the outside.
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Especially when said underwear is in need of a wash!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Well, THAT looks interesting... 
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He did a little snow-plough in the middle there - I saw it! I can do a snow-;plough....
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When it is narrow a snow plough is the only way to slow down 
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There's always the bum-brake...
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Worst thing you can do. Those 6ft metal edges on your skis are the only things that can stop you. They are the only security you have.
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..and I thought I was the one who was such fun at parties...
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Just thought I would take you seriously for a moment.
I hired some Rossignol GS race skis last year, they were quite staggering at ripping long carved turns. So precise on the edge, millimetre steering.
The snow got pretty slushy mid week and they were unusable at low speed in that gloop, so switched to some Head Shapes. Nice too, but not as good at speed as the SG skis.
Best ski I ever used was a Head Prestige, second time I went last year. They were extraordinary carvers at all speeds. You could actually feel the inside of your boot dragging in the snow such was the angle you could bank them to, with your bum a foot off the snow. Definitely want to get some again this year!
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I haven't been skiing in over 40 years.... in my day we had little more than planks of wood strapped to our boots. I loved it though - probably my favourite sport. I was living in Rome at the time, and the school used to charter a bus every (winter) weekend to take us up into the hills - used to get at up 5am for it... happy days.
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A_Griffin wrote: I haven't been skiing in over 40 years
We got hold of some old skis once, they were wood, with screw in metal edges. The boots that came with them were leather, ankle boots. The pole were steel chromed spikes.
We put modern bindings on them and gave them a try. Well, we weren't that good in those days, but they were damn hard to use!
You should get back into it. Modern equipment has made it a lot more fun, and so dynamic. It is a pure joy to ski, to be up in the mountains, in the sun, deep blue sky, ripping up a piste in perfect carves.
In fact it is the one thing that I get fit for. Hence the weight loss campaign this year. Got to shed 22 kgs before end of march. Not carrying the equivalent of a bag of cement around with you is bound to improve your skiing!
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Quote: You should get back into it.
Yeah... I have a brother living in Norway who keeps telling me to come and visit... if my blasted clients would leave me alone for long enough I might think about it...
..talking of which... some of us ought to be working.... 
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He makes it looks so easy. Seemed like the biggest challenge was avoiding the other skiers (some of which looked like they needed medical attention!)
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He does make it look easy. I can imagine trying that and collapsing after 30 seconds, my legs shattered, out of breath, or dead.
He ran over one guys skis, but that's what you get for standing around in a place where only experts should go!
Its the way he flies into what appears to be a dead end, and just misses the rocks in the chicane that gets me, plus the sheer height he jumps to. How do you land from 25 ft and NOT break something?
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But did you see the yeti at the 2:00 mark?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Nah, that was just an angry Welshman.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: an angry Welshman.
Like I said - a Yeti. And it looks more like a Welsh woman doesn't it?
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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Very  , although I gotta question the guy's sanity. I sent the link to my boss, who's currently on vacation skiing in Colorado.
Question for the skiers in the crowd: Several times when he was passing people, it seemed awfully close. In cycling the rule is the person overtaking is responsible for ensuring safety. Is there something equivalent in skiing? Or was this a 'set piece' and the bystanders were all in on the action?
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