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Don't give them any contact details. Don't say they can contact you if they need something. And don't tell them that they not delete that one line of code which reverse the direction of Earth's rotation, unleashes lizard people and confirms illuminati. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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virang_21 wrote: Any tips for smooth handover ?
Drink an entire bottle of gin and forget to show up! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Would an elephant skin doctor be a pachydermatologist?
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I believe one would have to be pretty thick-skinned to become one of those.
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No! An elephant skin-doctor is Dr Big!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Would an elephant proctologist examine a-Nellie?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Don't go have a cow, but judging by the previous responses, I herd it would be best to trunk-ate this thread.
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Only if he's from Pakistan...?
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Or perhaps from Pachystan?
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...falls on April Fools Day this year. I'm going to tell my kids I've hidden chocolate eggs all round the house but really there will be nothing.
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User: Technical term used by developers. See Idiot.
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That's nothing - my eldest has birthday on the 1st of April - she will regret it for the coming 11 years (then it happens again)
(we celebrate birthday according to Hebrew calendar, so it moves around the Gregorian year, but this year we are lucky)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Pom Pey wrote: I'm going to tell my kids
You're either going to be a bastard of a father or a tiresome old fool, depending on the age of your kids.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Better have a couple of big ones hidden in a locked car or your wife is going to be very unfriendly...
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They'll remember that when you're old and frail and looking for your heart medication. 
Latest Article - Contextual Data Explorer
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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get real eggs and dip them in chocolate.... (oh thats mean!)
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Not as mean as Tide Pods would be!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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When I was in college, a friend of mine hid Jelly Beans all over his mother's house for Easter; he has 4 younger siblings.
The following year, he went to get a vitamin C pill from his mother's cupboard and found an orange Jelly Bean he had put in there the previous year.
Kinda funny.
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Seems you are like the 'Bipolar Easter Bunny' YouTube[^] 
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I am referring to Samsung Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Chase Pay, and similar services.
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I use the probably most mobile payment system... Banknote - Wikipedia[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm waiting for someone to suggest paper currency imprinted with a bar-coded blockchain.
Software Zen: delete this;
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How about a paper currency imprinted with a bar-coded blockchain?
Happy now? 
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