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011111100010 wrote: the overall IQ of the world has gone down in the last 10 years or so
Actually the observation was made earlier this week that the collective IQ of the world has gone down when Hawking died.
Regardless of the exact time lapse, I can't disagree with the general sentiment.
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OMG what have you done, that was pure genius 
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Let me guess, it was from Member12345678...but at least the grammar was OK. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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He has my sympathies. There is too much crap, most of the informations aren't organized (that makes them data not information), thousands of repetitions, half baked or cursory stuff designed to click-bait users to the site...
If the original documentation is bad most of the times finding knowledge on the web is an happy accident.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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beautiful ...
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I work in a hospital. Yesterday, I entered an elevator along with five other people. Among them was an elderly lady stooped over her walker who was standing behind me. As the elevator proceeded to the first floor, the old lady let out a moderately loud (and alarmingly bubbly) fart. The other four people tried hard to suppressed laughter, and I turned to the old lady an said, "I apologize if I got anything on ya."
When the elevator stopped, the other four people exited, and I stood aside so the old lady could exit first. On her way past me, she looked at me, winked, and said, "Your mother raised a chivalrous man. Thank you."
You hear that? I'M CHIVALROUS, BITCHES!
Side note: Have you ever noticed that your own farts don't really smell that bad to you?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So you are saying you stole her thunder? 
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Nish Nishant wrote:
So you are saying you stole her thunder? Big Grin |
Now that there was funny!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Side note: Have you ever noticed that your own farts don't really smell that bad to you?
Back to that 'getting used to vs. liking' discussion? Do you want to tell us how much Win 10 is like your farts? 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Out of hiding, without even trying.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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My farts smell better than Win10.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I will take your word for that.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Are we going down that road again!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Side note: Have you ever noticed that your own farts don't really smell that bad to you?
I think your observation will get more comments than the rest of your post.
Depends, most of the time they don't bother me. On the other hand, I've had to leave the room if I've eaten something that doesn't agree with me, had heartburn, etc. 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: alarmingly bubbly
Sounds more like a shart than a fart.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'M CHIVALROUS, BITCHES!
I think you might have just negated the act and are again neutral.
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: the other four people exited
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Welcome to the old farts club 
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I'm surprised you didn't turn around and say "I see you're using W10 too." 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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At her age, I'm sure she still thinks windows are what you look through to see things outside.
If only life was really that simple again...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: When the elevator stopped, the other four people exited...
And it wasn't even their floor!
Well done, by the way.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You hear that? I'M CHIVALROUS, BITCHES!
So am I.
A couple of years ago, I was vacationing in California and I visited a Santa Monica mall. I was heading for the escalators and arrived at the exact same time as an elderly lady.
Naturally, being well raised, I stepped aside and let her on first. When I got on, She turned around, looked at me like I was crazy, shook her head and exclaimed: "You're NOT from around here!" 
Maybe I should've just farted on her? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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On the chivalrous thought, have you ever wondered about why the males allow (let) the females to exit the elevator, go out the door, whatever, first? I think it is so the deadly ninjas outside can get her while you get prepared to go all Bruce Lee on them.....
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Nope - it's so they can look at them from their best side...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Very funny.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Good man! 
BTW, here's[^] an interesting video re: your question.
/ravi
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