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#realJSOP2-Apr-18 1:53

#realJSOP

2-Apr-18 1:53

When the zombie apocalypse starts, you only have to remember one thing.

You don't have to run fast, you just have to run faster than your friends.

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

Slacker0072-Apr-18 2:04

Slacker007

2-Apr-18 2:04

RickZeeland2-Apr-18 2:01

2-Apr-18 2:01

Except with this Badass Bambi[^] $Shucks | :-\$

So ... they are evolving.

dandy722-Apr-18 5:47

dandy72

2-Apr-18 5:47

RickZeeland wrote:
CodeProjectors

CodeProjectionists?

CodeProjectiles?

I'm going back to "CPers".

OriginalGriff31-Mar-18 21:00

31-Mar-18 21:00

Drop bears prefer travellers, says study - Australian Geographic[^] proof- if anyone still needed it - of Evolution. Big Grin | :-D

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A_Griffin31-Mar-18 21:23

A_Griffin

31-Mar-18 21:23

Quote:
So ... they are evolving

Who - Australians?!

OriginalGriff31-Mar-18 21:34

31-Mar-18 21:34

Nah, Drop Bears!

What would Australians evolve into? They are already the perfect form of life! (Just remember the date when you read this)

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Dan Neely2-Apr-18 2:49

Dan Neely

2-Apr-18 2:49

OriginalGriff wrote:
What would Australians evolve into? They are already the perfect form of life! (Just remember the date when you read this)

It's April 2nd when I'm reading this, what does that have to do with your appearing to've gone crazy.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius

Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt

RickZeeland31-Mar-18 22:56

31-Mar-18 22:56

Serious stuff, and so recently published $Shucks | :-\$

OriginalGriff31-Mar-18 23:05

31-Mar-18 23:05

Yeah, it was in a list of today's ones, along with the BK Flame-grilled Chocolate Whopper.
It wasn't till I'd posted here that I noticed the date at the bottom of the actual article... Blush | :O

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RickZeeland1-Apr-18 0:27

1-Apr-18 0:27

Make that the cat wise $Shucks | :-\$

RickZeeland1-Apr-18 4:47

1-Apr-18 4:47

Oh, and I didn't know that you wrote "beguiling tearjerkers" like this one: When Friendship Followed Me Home[^] $Shucks | :-\$

OriginalGriff1-Apr-18 4:52

1-Apr-18 4:52

Yes, hard to believe, isn't it? Especially since I've actually been dead for 18 years.[^]

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RickZeeland1-Apr-18 4:55

1-Apr-18 4:55

My god, you fooled us into believing that you are still alive for that long OMG | :OMG:

R. Giskard Reventlov1-Apr-18 5:58

R. Giskard Reventlov

1-Apr-18 5:58

Hmmm - I smell an april fools gag...

Keep your friends close. ~~Keep~~ Kill your enemies ~~closer~~.
The End

RickZeeland1-Apr-18 7:35

1-Apr-18 7:35

Hey, you broke the solemn easter silence, ssshtttt Wink | ;)

RickZeeland1-Apr-18 9:59

1-Apr-18 9:59

Oh no, drop bears spotted in the Netherlands: [drop beertjes] OMG | :OMG:

OriginalGriff1-Apr-18 10:33

1-Apr-18 10:33

You'll notice that the cover shows a drop bear and it's victim covered in it's life's blood...

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Dr.Walt Fair, PE4-Apr-18 5:23

Dr.Walt Fair, PE

4-Apr-18 5:23

Doesn't seem very sc vientific. Maybe Australians jusdt smell bad to the b ears!

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

OOO! Bob got Eggs!

OriginalGriff31-Mar-18 20:04

31-Mar-18 20:04

Happy East Thor day!

Please, don't slaughter all the giant rabbits hiding their young round the area; some of them may be parents in a costume.

What's the deal with that anyway? Rabbits are mammals, so they don't lay eggs - least of all chocolate ones - so why do you have an East Thor Bunny at all?

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RickZeeland31-Mar-18 20:42

31-Mar-18 20:42

Good advice, and:

Quote:
don't put all your eggs in one basket

A_Griffin31-Mar-18 20:45

A_Griffin

31-Mar-18 20:45

It's them silly Christians getting things all wrong again, apparently...

Quote:
The hare was a popular motif in medieval church art. In ancient times, it was widely believed ... that the hare was a hermaphrodite. The idea that a hare could reproduce without loss of virginity led to an association with the Virgin Mary

Wiki[^] - daft lot, they'll be telling us people can come back from the dead next...

NoNotThatBob31-Mar-18 21:10

NoNotThatBob

31-Mar-18 21:10

Yep. And the Spring Equinox was Oestra's Holy Day.

OriginalGriff31-Mar-18 21:37

31-Mar-18 21:37

Huh! Sky Pixie fanciers trying to drag religion into Chocolate Egg Day! Laugh | :laugh:

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