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It's about fish; not a man and a woman.
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6) Charlie and the chocolate factory
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Yay!
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8) A rogue cop drives around killing the bikers who killed his wife, kid, and partner.
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Mad Max?
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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8) Mad Max
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9.) Womans washing machine breaks down. Plumber ends up servicing more than the washing machine.
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From your "special collection" I assume?
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10.) Ambitious renovations lead to a collapse of a house and relationship
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The Money Pit.... I am currently living it.
Newer isn't better, just different
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So my daughter asks me: Dad, why do people throw that much money into something beyond its value?
Me: Because hope dies last!
(And at that point, you're broke, too!)...
Hoping it turns out alright for you!
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Thanks. After 45+ years of marriage, I have bought and renovated three old houses. I tell all of my friends to never marry a woman with "good taste", it is way too expensive. 
On a side note, I have never lost money on any of them, and have always lived in nice places.
I believe my hope is impervious at this point...
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, there's always Tomorrow....
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You sound like my older brother. Every time he puts new windows in a house (usually the last thing he fixes), they end up selling the place within a year... And buying something that needs even more work.
He takes his time, and uses it as "brain dead" activity. Built his own garage from scratch, etc. This should be his last house, he's getting old, LOL...
Then there's me. I bought a brand new house. I did a few small upgrades, and just keep things going. 23 years, same bathrooms and kitchen as when I bought it. New flooring, once. And I will NEVER install a floating floor again. Tile all the way, or carpeting.
As long as you enjoy the process, and get value from it... I think it is great.
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11) Old man reads a book to his sick grandson
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The Princess Bride?
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Come to think of it...
4) Forrest Gump
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12) Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love. Girl turns out to be his twin sister, but that's ok because their father is trying to kill them anyway.
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Quote: It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.
Dah-da-da-daaaaah-da! Dadadaaaah da da da dahhh!
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