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There's a lovely line on poverty in The Poor Mouth by the great Irish novelist Flann O'Brien: "All I had before me was a plateful of hunger. And not even a bit of salt to go with it!"
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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No no, it's John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever nebula 
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Is Lip Sync Battle just a kissing show in France?
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is that a thing?
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Maybe French kissing in the USA
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Can one lip sync to a mime performance?
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Infoworld's "Off the record" blog[^]?
It's now almost a year since the last story was posted.. The signs are clear, most likely people nowadays rather sell their stories themselves to the media instead of anonymously feeding my lust for entertainment and stories about horrible workplaces.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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They're called "whistle blowers" now...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The Register does a couple of weekly features on similar lines - On Friday they do one called "On Call", usually about dealing with moronic support calls, and on Monday's it's "Who, Me?" which is a mea culpa about royally stuffing something up.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Wake up Griff!
The reason I didn't put a note in my calendar to post the CCC today was ... I didn't win. 
@petepjksolutionscom (pkfox) did - he posted about one minute ahead of me.
I plead stupidity brought on by a head cold ...
Pete, do you want todays? Or leave mine up there?
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Was just about to say that
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Well done for posting - I plead stupidity for having amnesia and a head cold 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Quote: I didn't win.
You clearly were involved in a fight again 
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Qualified to be right or wrong (11)
Sorry about that - I forgot to put a note in my calendar...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Qualified to be right or wrong
Politician? 
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Didn't know:
1) They ever were right.
2) They were qualified for anything!
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Is this the proper CCC or is it conditional on whether pkfox responds or not.
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If it's proper, you just won and are up tomorrow... 
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It seems it's the proper one: pkfox is in the same condition I am ... The Lounge[^]
So you are the winner, and you are up tomorrow! 
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@OriginalGriff
Where's the CCC?
Oops ... 
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Even though Sheldon doesn’t see what Booker drew on him, he still is feeling better
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Viktor Orban - Great choice 
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