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How can you prevent memory leaks...
After excessive alcohol consumption?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 4-May-18 5:21am.
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Regular visits to the mens room.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Disconnect the RAM modules. No RAM, no memory-corruption 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Memory leaks? I'm more worried about corruption and core dumps.
This space for rent
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megaadam wrote: How can you prevent . . . leaks...
Less beer, or a rubber band or two.
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megaadam wrote: How can you prevent memory bladder leaks...
After excessive alcohol consumption?
FTFY
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Hi All,
So it May the 4th, Star Wars day and Bob is dressed as Vader, I tend to see him as a Yoda type, green and people only listen to him when something goes wrong...
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I find your lack of faith disturbing. And it's even more disturbing that this somehow makes Bob our father, as he will shirley tell us after hacking off one or another hand.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I still see him (or it) as a Yoda 
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No this is Yoda[^]
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: No Yoda[^] this is
FTFY!
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 I had a mind fart on how yoda spoke.. lack of coffee and it's Friday are my excuses
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yoda said: Mind farts are the path to the dark side.
Mind fart leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
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Must I wave my hand and tell you that he is not the droid you are looking for?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Droids. Not Droid.
I'm looking for a couple of 'em.
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It does not Lucas if you are ever going to find them if you have not found them yet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yoda is a Sith, by his own admission.
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"Do or do not, there is no try."
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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It does not Lucas if you are ever going to find them if you have not found them yet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Repost!
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Indeed it was the first post at the wrong place. I thought I had deleted it.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well from that we know he doesn't worry about exceptions.
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Your logic is flawed. "Do or do not" is not an absolute - it is a choice.
"Do, there is no try" would be Sith like! 
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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DRHuff wrote: Your logic is flawed. "Do or do not" is not an absolute - it is a choice.
No, it is not. You cannot choose to "just do". 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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According to Nike you can! 
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