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5-0 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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I slightly miscalculated... 
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Putin has paid for 2-0 Russia
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Putin has paid suggested for 2-0 Russia
He doesn't need to pay.
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That lavish Putin!
It's 5-0!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Forgot my earphones at home. Now I am listening to keyboard noises and people on phone. This will be a tough day.
I can't just go out and buy another one as I am guilty of doing that often. Mrs. Wife wont be too happy considering there are so many of them already at home.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Hum. Loudly and annoyingly. It may mask the external noises, or (more likely) someone will lend you headphones to shut you up.
Then grab two of the "excess sets" you have at home tomorrow, and leave them in the office for next time you forget.
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That's what I do.
Leaving an excess set at work that is, not the humming.
modified 13-Sep-18 21:01pm.
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I am pretty good singer, I worry if they enjoy my humming.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Hum every seventh note off key, and mess up the timing at random. Then stop for eight seconds at random intervals for maximum annoyance factor.
Obligatory Dilbert[^]
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why don't you keep one at your desk permanently? I have one always in my drawer.
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Because I am an idiot. 
I really should leave one at desk.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Me too. I recently had to replace my set, one ear gave up the ghost, truly sad about it too since the model has been discontinued. Old pair had 6 foot cord that wouldn't yank them off my head if I had to turn around or got up. No, I don't want wireless. Only thing I like wireless is the wi-fi connection. All my electric tools are the corded variety.
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go home and do your work there ... 2 birds, 1 stone.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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My current application work took that privilege away from me.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Is a high roller a device for painting ceilings?
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Makes me think of a different kind of rolls. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 13-Jun-18 11:30am.
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That conjecture's a bit dicey. Might I make the point that you really took a gamble with this post. It seems like it just might be a bit full of craps.
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Maybe, you certainly can't roulette out.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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No, it's a dude having toke'd a bunch of weed and is now tumbling down the hill ... toward brownies, of course.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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MacSpudster wrote: toward brownies, of course.
I really hope you're referring to the pastry.
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That went over my head...
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Just checking so as to be prepared for any possible eventualities.
Will you be imposing a tariff on posts from the US ?
I sure hope the joke icon applies!
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Didn't you hear? All electronic communications from the US will be subject to as 12.5% tax: you will lose one bit from each byte when it crosses the border.
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