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It would most likely have been "We all tore our eyes out in horror." Or maybe "couldn't stop laughing for days."
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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I also one that claimed to have used my PC's camera.
I replied asking them where my camera was as a couple of years ago I had stored it in a box somewhere, and buggered if I can find where I put the damn thing.
They never got back with the answer so I'm still missing my PC cam.
So it's my impression that they are not very nice and/or very lazy people. (I mean would it be so hard to send me a quick reply telling where my cam is?)
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Well - one thing they don't have are any of my passwords.
The TO: address was one of my countless throw-away emails. Apparently from an insurance quote from so long ago I don't remember who to punish for selling my email address.
However - if they did have such a video, I'd thank them, upon distribution, for the free advertising of my um, urh, ah . . . "wares". That'd be an interesting strategy . . . ask them how much they want to hurry up with the release.*
* As always, pun intended.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: hurry up with the release
Ewwww.  
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You DAWG! 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I don't even have webcam...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Tarbox Tilly! Come on, you know you want to bait her/it just a little. Write back and ask nicely where os is, or perhaps they meant oz???
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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When I got the last one it reminded me I once bought a web cam, so I dug it out and plugged it in, dammed thing was incompatible with USB 2. The temptation to bait them was almost irresistible.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Hello Tarbox,
Thanks, I really appreciate the effort you put in spreading my content.
However, I'm perfectly capable of posting my own video's on PH, XNXX, xHamster and the like.
In fact I'm a programmer and I've written a little application that automates this task.
If you'd like me to do the same to your video's that I have here please let me know 
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It's such hot stuff that it can't even sustain base clock-speed. Of course you get base clock-speed back by putting it in a refrigerator: Quote: Drop the system in the freezer, and the render time drops to 27 minutes, 18 seconds. That’s a roughly 31 percent improvement, and it corresponds exactly to the minimum specified clock the 2018 MacBook Pros should be holding in the first place.
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Less for more, and slower: you know you want it !
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
modified 19-Jul-18 12:23pm.
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I've heard it's selling like hotcakes. 
In order to understand stack overflow, you must first understand stack overflow.
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Apple: Make it slimmer, at all costs. Who cares about airflow?
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If you cut the edges off your pizza, does that make you the anticrust?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Anyway you slice it, that's a saucy comment. Topping it off, it's a bit cheesy, too!
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In the being pie are round, but if you cut it just right pie are square!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Only if you put pineapple on it...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I always crust the volume of a pizza with radius z and thickness a to be pi*z*z*a.
If you do as you suggest, the volume is less. Which may be surprising, beacuse if you cut the crust off to make it square, and consider z to be the length from the center to the edges, then its volume is 4*z*z*a, and pi is less than 4.
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Member 7989122 wrote: pi is less than 4.
Not so: Squaring the Circle[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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We're adapting an existing product for a new generation of hardware, and we received confirmation the other day that a 'feature' that's always been a PITA has been removed. I've spent the last couple of hours removing its Cthulhu-ian tendrils from my part of the application.
Cue the naked happy dance ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif) .
Software Zen: delete this;
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Good riddance!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Code removal: The best kind of refactoring. 
Less is more.
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Indeed. A while ago I had a memory problem in this application. A couple of months of memory profiling and heavy refactoring later the code was significantly smaller, no longer had the memory issue, and performed better to boot.
Software Zen: delete this;
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So why didn't you just write it that way from the beginning? [Innocent whistling] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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