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That wonderful cold wet squelch between your toes that indicate you found it ... 
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I like the depends on who is next to me. Actually that is fairly true. I do sleep better when dear wife(dw) is home. and when the dog is NOT in the bed. I get a vote on that. But Dog and DW always vote against me.
I am pretty protective of my sleep. In bed at 9 or 10. Sleep till 5 and up and at them. If I am woken up earlier or stay up later it isn't unusual for me to find a nap at noon and/or 4pm the next day.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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I'm VERY good in bed!
I can lie in it all day long if necessary! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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And how many of us saw "in" rather than "on" in the subject line?  I had to read is a couple times before I saw "on". 
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hehe  
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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No difference. Only if it were "under" that I'd distinguish the two.
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I think he meant in - the grammar faux pas may have been accidental, but the implication was intentional. It's old Vunic after all.
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hehe sorry Nish, I just saw this joke as a fwd. So just posted it here for fun. But I was surprised, many were giving a serious reply, until I found MC's reply. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Alone I can sleep 8-9 hours easily. With wife we could sleep our entire lives away.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Hi All,
One of the projects I am on, which has a deadline approaching like a hammer. The thing is certain members of this team I think are making lots of noise with 'Hipchat' and I think that's all. I use 'Hipchat' primarily to talk to the French & Malta offices...the thing is it's used to avoid talking to people and doing anything... I suppose I am of the generation where you either wandered over to someones desk or phoned them. I am starting to feel analogue in a digital world... 
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No - you're just maintaining control.
I have a (flip) cell-phone. Anyone who knows me know I do not text and will not read texts. The reason is the same: If you have something I should know call. Tell me. Or, leave a message.
Besides the warm fuzzy feeling of human interaction and a better chance of getting what you need to know the first time out, you can do this with one hand (most of the time)!
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Oh the terror of the masses, I was forced into using WhatsApp
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Still don't get it, it's too easy to ignore requests by HipChat & WhatsApp (and to get weird emoticons) rather than if you go and speak to them ,I am a little big and ugly to not notice also drop a note on HipChat (too give you some bum coverage if it all goes south)
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You must work in an "Open Office" plan. Our Slack channels have been rife with studies reporting how those abominations are actually DECREASING collaboration and communication. I find myself doing it, sending a Slack message to someone who is literally 5 feet away.
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Open(ish) Office split among 5 separate buildings. 
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Advert? but for what Hadoop?
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He's advertising this[^]
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Quote: He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
(HadOop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
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Can't recall if I have ever seen a documentary with narration in Scottish accent. Sounding so weird.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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So you have not seen the historical documents[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Nope. BTW, I was referring to any wildlife documentary based in Africa with Scottish accent.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I a gree. You have not experienced a wildlife documentary until you have seen it in the original Klingon.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And you have not experience real wildlife until you cling on to your car seat while an adult elephant is chasing you because like an idiot, you separated their calf from the herd. Can't forget that sight.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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