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Awesome print, that ought to brighten your day!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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It was Griff, our light of wisdom, who wanted to get destructive.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Just try a WAMP then, much better 
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and never really clicked with any of them.
(The preceding is actually only half true.)
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You've finally snapped, though?
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Snap out of it man!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Try to see the big picture.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I shutter to think what might develop.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Story of my life. I've worked for E*****n K***k for 27 years, and too many Kodak moments to count.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Did you Kodachrome type app for them?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Fooled ! you were on candid camera 
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At Least none of them squirted me in the eye.
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Buying broken cameras? You are clearly pixelated. Perhaps you should focus your attention elsewhere?
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Is Conjunctivitis.com a site for sore eyes?
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That pun's cornea than most. As a pupil of the TOTD, eye will lash out have to retina this offering as poor - and downright unsightly.
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No, it is a domain for sale.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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While it's none of my strabismus, but I think you're gonna be astigmatized for that one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A short sighted move on my part then?
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Lack of focus, IMHO. You need to study and be a better pupil.
/ravi
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Good observation, iris I had thought of that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hope it wasn't too cornea? I probably deserve twenty lashes for that kind of aqueous humor.
/ravi
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Yo man, the thrift shop is the place to be
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I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is f***ing awesome
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My life is going nowhere.
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