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I like to sneak other peoples trackers and walk backwards with them on. Then they'll be like "I thought I had 10,000 steps today". Its great.
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That is so xkcd, brilliant.
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What do you consider expensive? I was looking at MyMotiv[^] since it isn't a wristband but need to do some additional research to make sure I don't always need my phone with me, etc.
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Should a lactose intolerant astronomer avoid the Milky Whey?
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They don't enjoy cheesy jokes either.
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Yes, and also avoid people with no digits on their feet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They should avoid all galaxies.
Galaxy - "The word galaxy is derived from the Greek galaxias (γαλαξίας), literally "milky", a reference to the Milky Way."
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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what do they use when the toilet paper runs out? no trees, no magazines? ahhh, the flight manual.
ok jokers, who used the landing check-list to wipe their ass
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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In casein you were wondering, I'll milk this for all it's worth - a few udderly cheesy comments curd come your whey.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: it is an interesting image.
"It is the goat" isn't it?
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Goat? What goat? You're kidding! There's a goat in there? 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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I kid you not - your nanny should spot it for you!
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When I was a kid, one of my biggest interests was to be able to own an observatory(kid remember?  ).
To an extent, I was able to, I made a Galilean telescope at home, could only see about a fourth of the moon's surface in one go. But it was a once in a lifetime experience, and this picture is making me feel nostalgic.
Nowadays there are lights everywhere. 
Nothing is more fascinating than watching a clear night sky. The more you look, the more you find.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Nice one, well done! It sounds terrific. It reminded me of late night rock discos in the 70s in Bolton....
...and pop! The illusion fades
Anyway, here's to the next 7 years!
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Quote: the Apolo Club
Dim distant memories of visiting such a place on a drunken stag do. "Run To The Hills" also comes to mind followed by black!
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Seven years? Good grief, I remember the photos you posted just after your wedding. It can't be that long ago.
Congratulations.
This space for rent
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Was going to say a similar thing
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Indeed!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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