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Would a Turing Test know it's a Turing Test?
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I Turing, therefore I am.
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Two astronauts on the ISS are having breakfast. The first astronaut looks dejectedly at his coffee and says -
"I can't find any milk"
The second one replies
"Of course you can't. In space no one can. Here - use cream"
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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So true! 
Isn't that Alien tag line?! Should have been some Marines on the Nostromo chatting together! 
BTW, let me drop here, that Weyland-Yutani cream is the best! 
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...that they cure Attention Deficit Disorder with narcotics?
I would think ADD is the better option...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Cheech and Chong[^] would probably disagree. What was that you were saying...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I doubt "cure" is the correct word.
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We prefer using DDD, it's a proven methodology and no narcotics are necessary 
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Dalek Dave's Diet?
Mostly Gin as I recall.
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: Mostly Gin as I recall.
You're thinking of Nagy.
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Nagy drinks more by volume, DD drinks more by proportion!
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nagy drinks more by volume, DD drinks more by proportion!
How does that work? Nagy is as skinny as a rake while Dave is more of the Luther Van Dross Eddie Murphy references in Delirious.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Am I an expert in human metabolics? 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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OriginalGriff wrote: Am I an expert in human metabolics?
Probably not, but simple maths shows that as DD is about 3 times the mass of Nagy, Nagy would drink more by proportion while DD would drink more by volume, his gut would be as big as Nagy is.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Ah, you misunderstood me.
Nagy drinks more by volume, by DD drinks more as a proportion of his total intake.
Nagy consumes food and Gin, DD consumes mostly Gin and Beer. 
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Most drugs ("medications"), viewed in a vacuum, are basically variations on poisons. The art, if you put it that way, of balancing the yin and yang of the malady and it's treatment pretty much sum up western medicine.
More interesting: did you know they treat hyperactive children with stimulants? Odd - but what boggles my mind is who did the experiment of "let's give this hyperactive kid some uppers and see what happens!"
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I don't know but if I had to further a guess, some young adult who used to be a hyperactive kid got their hands on some methamphetamine while studying for university and noticed that it helped them focus. We all know what happened later in pursuit of their doctorate (or M.D.).
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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I'm looking for some pictures I took back in the last decade, and sent to someone who since died and can I find 'em? His family would like a copy.
Nope - but I have had NAS failures, HDD failures, and running-out-of-space-what-the-heck-do-I-delete failures since then, and even I don't keep backups that are over ten years old ... unfortunately. Maybe I should. 
So, I remember my stack of redundant HDDs - I get a bigger one, the old one goes on the pile.
Dig out my old ATA to USB box as my current MB doesn't support ATA drives at all. And ... all but one of them I've overwrite wiped, formatted, and re-fdisked ready for me to smash them to pieces with a big hammer but I never got round to that bit.
The last one? Doesn't fit in the converter box because it's a Maxstore and it;s connectoirs are upside down. 
Then I remember Herself's computer. The one she hasn't turned on for so long it's still using the WiFi Router ID for three routers ago ... it's an HP ... That'll have ATA.
Connect it all back up, power it up, it works. Turn off, set the drive to slave, connect it up, power it up ... and it's blank. Sod. Turn it off again. You have to remember that this is XP territory, and booting is quite slow. (And it's strange to see two physical processors in one machine instead of one).
But then I see a second HDD bolted into her computer, but not connected. Now, there are two possibilities here:
1) It's the original HDD from this PC which died and there may just be some of my data on it.
2) It's the original HDD from my HP PC which died shortly after hers and it's probably catatonic by now.
Let's see ... BOIS starts to scream at me "THIS DRIVE IS DYING!" Great, that means it's not dead yet.
Oh boy - it's the motherload. My HDD from 2010 which died. We could be lucky here.
And sure enough, there is the HTML file I sent the pictures in. Don't ask. Just don't. Are they embedded? No, they are linked to a picture storage website ... that doesn't exist any more.
But, I'm copying everything I can find off the computer to a USB stick and the pictures may be there. If not, they are gone for good. I'll see what I can find when I get it on my PC in a couple of hours, USB1 is so slooooowwww.
Somebody remind me: "never throw anything away, Griff" please!
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OriginalGriff wrote: never throw anything away, Griff
Pop that in your signature line. You should then see it about 1000 times a day. 
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Pop that in your signature line. You We should then see it about 1000 times a day.
FTFY 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Done!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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If it wasn't for the family of the deceased, I would say you have some issues... In this case I only can salute you...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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