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My wife got a call from the secretary of the boss at one of our customer sites.
"Are you remotely connected to <boss's> computer?"
"No, I was yesterday to fix that email thing, but not today" said my wife.
"Ok said secretary.... and hung up.
Then an email came in from the secretary.
"Nevermind, <boss's> (wireless) mouse was in his bag moving around"
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Get her one of these for Christmas...
Phantom Keystroker | ThinkGeek[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Neat. Too bad the switches on the side kinda give it away.
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Does sexting with men and women make you bitexual?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's a gaytway option but NOT the usual: XOR is more likely. The question is how they mask their behavior.
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it's not bisected?
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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OriginalGriff wrote: bitexual
I think that the correct term is "two-bit <insert epithet here>"
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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My uncle in prison says it depends on context.
My cousin in the Navy always understands my subtext.
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If you make a good point would that be a vertext?
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Depends on the amount of textile you wear. 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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OriginalGriff wrote: bitexual
I had to re-read that about 4 times before I decided how that should be pronounced.
(in the end..."exactly like it's written")
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If one party is dominant, does the other respond with subtext?
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Never send a picture of your butt. Because everything is bigger in Text-ass.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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If you Sext while walking does that make you transSextual?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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It deepends on who makes the pictures
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Currently "Should I stay or should I go?" by The Clash.
Coming up in the random shuffle: "Balls to the Wall" (Accept), "I can see for miles" (The Who), "By your side" (Hannah Grace), "Paint it black" (Ciara version), ...
Some of it is conducive to coding, but some of it ... isn't. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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At present I am listening to Elbow while creating process diagrams.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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For the last year I am listening to the large and loud construction site right outside the office. This while trying to decipher the totally weird and convoluted inter-process frameworky error messages in this Python application. If you think that's negative, wait till I get to the negative bits! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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"No Limits" by 2 Unlimited.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no ..."
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Something soft and comforting. Saxon. Crusader, rerecorded version.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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After a week at the MUTEK Montréal, Festival 2018 | MUTEK listening to all sort of electronic music, I'm unwinding with some Trance music !!.
If you're into deep ambient, have a listen to some of Lawrence English's releases.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Pink Martini and Hot Club of San Francisco, with random inserts of Devil Doll (Queen of Pain)
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Dope. Very conducive to coding. They are rather amusing too.
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lately I've been listening to country music.
I'm no fan of country music and normally won't listen to it, except when working (concentrating) ... in the background it doesn't annoy, distract or make me turn up/down songs I like/don't like, it's just there to kill the silence, and it's proper music by artists with talent & ability.
In terms of music I listen to when I just want music then it's 70's - 90's rock.
long winded draggy tunes annoy me and rapping always give me the sh*ts (can't stand crap that takes forever to go anywhere and/or requires little talent.)
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