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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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And you are up tomorrow!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I'll try to remember 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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As you know, NOBODY will remind you if you forget!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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...but first I need to Carpe Coffee! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Better idea: Carpe Jugulum[^]
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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Are you sticking your neck out? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Just staying in the same vein as your post!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Fangs a lot for that bloody post.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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So that's where Stephenie Meyer got the idea for her sparkly vampires. Who knew...
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Standard reply to anyone when I visit a Turkish bazar:
"NO! I don't need a carpet!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Carpet Deus!
Translation: Holy carpet, Batman!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Carpet Deus Sanctus!
Deus == God
Sanctus == Holy
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I know, Sheldon. 
This way it sounds more like carpe diem, right?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Anyone play (or have played) Cribbage? I remember many decades ago (between 3 and 6 ) learning and playing with my grandfather for hours. Played during high school, college and several workplaces when it was slow.
Relevancy is that I was cleaning up some old HDDs and found a cribbage hand generator and scoring application I had written some years ago. I was curious as to whether my anecdotal evidence of the average value of a cribbage hand was matched by a statistical analysis of many thousands of generated hands.
At that time when I wanted to learn a new language, I would see how hard it was to write a hand evaluator for scoring. I seem to remember doing it in FORTRAN, Q-Basic, VB 6.0, Forth, MUMPS, C, C++, PL/1 and a couple of others.
I guess it is time to write another one, in a 'modern' language, just for grins and giggles.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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Played off and on over the years. Don't much anymore!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Yeah, me neither. And the 'kids' now-a-days wouldn't know a real deck of cards if it hit them in the face. Sometimes I am not sure they can count to 31!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: I am not sure they can count to 31!
Sure they can press the number 3 then the number 1 then plus sign then the number one and equals! 
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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You've set the bar too high. They can only count to 20...if their shoes are off. Though, if they find (and recognize) a deck of cards, and their shoes are still off, that limit rises to 72
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"Sometimes I am not sure they can count to 31!"
...or even 15!!
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Used to as a kid. And then a few years ago I went to a meet-up kind of thing once a week. But not recently. Though I continue to buy up cribbage boards at garage sales and the like.
Cribbage scoring isn't a task I would take on.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Cribbage scoring isn't a task I would take on.
I think that it would be an absolutely ideal subject for a coding tutorial (and no, I'm not going to write it!)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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"One for his nob" chortle, chortle.
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If you bet on flightless seabird racing are you guaranteed a peng-win?
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