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pwasser wrote: Mycroft Holmes wrote: they play the most horrendous music while waiting the 20+ minutes
Who comes up with these ideas?
You know Aussie Broadband plays a loop of dad jokes instead of playing hold music..
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You're in the steaming tropics of the lucky country... food that isn't dangerous (in that it doesn't try and kill you) is pretty scarce - so pretty much all of the wildlife (from fire ants to crocs and cassowarys) have developed a taste for anything else the dopey bipeds stick in on or above the ground - fiber is always good (even women's magazines agree with that one).
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: woke this morning to no internet connection.
I wake up from the noise of my kids so I'm wondering what noise does no internet actually make?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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The sound of the internet outage - discreet cursing from the other side of the bed as SWMBO can't get the tennis scores 
I'll swap the noise of kids for Curlews making their strange "wailing" calls - YouTube[^]. These noisy bastards carry on all through the night.
The dawn chorus on the other hand consists of kookaburras and magpies, beats the roar of the city every day.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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After a couple of death of major important people in Québec (Lise Payette and Gilles Pelletier), Burt goes.
I'm gonna smokey tonight.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Long live the Bandit! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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R.I.P. another legend gone but not forgotten!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I have always liked him. Will be missed. RIP Bandit! ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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One of the few 70's early 80's actors to rock a moustache (like Tom Selleck) and not be considered camp!
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I don't know who the f**** Stan Brock is, but I sure as hell know who the Bandit was. Just saying...
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is this your way of saying that there is something wrong in the world, because people know more actors than philanthropists?
if that's the case, please read some soft skills books.
I'd start with something like How to Win Friends and Influence People Book by Dale Carnegie.
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Do big bang layered software re-architectures projects always end in tiers?
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Hmmm, I'd have said tears rather than tiers...
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It'll all come together in the end...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Layers and tiers are logical extensions of structured programming.
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Layers may also indicate sedimentary processes at work 
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Then you can start with a fresh slate.
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How can you tell Obi Wan Kenobi was married? "May divorce be with you."
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Was he sabre when he said that?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Quote: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
There are actually a few pearls of wisdom the Jedi learn by experience, not by meditation.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: There are actually a few pearls of wisdom the Jedi learn by experience, not by meditation.
not always true - doesn't work out so well for lemmings.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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