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That's the only explanation. They are untrainable[^], after all. Be careful when you see a cat with blue eyes. These races are often photoshopped.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Be careful when you see a cat with blue eyes. These races are often photoshopped.
I knew it! Someone is photoshopping my cat right under my nose, that is the only explanation.
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Thai? Siamese? Burma?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Snowshoe, which is an offshoot of Siamese. But that still doesn't rule out photoshopping.
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Trained cats[^]
But [a little more seriously] once had a cat that would fetch small paper balls that I threw for it, amused many visitors particularly as it wouldn't do it for anyone else. (But I have to admit it 'taught itself.')
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None of the bank tellers I've ever dealt with were that...friendly.
That aside...all cats I've ever owned spend an awful lot time licking places you wouldn't go near to. People, don't let cats lick your face. Much less your mouth. 
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Reminds me of THIS[^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Funny, but not really true. Cats can be conditioned to react to any signal just as well as dogs, monkeys or married men. The only trick is that you must get the cat to like whatever you want it to do. Then they do the actual conditioning themselves.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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I know it's not true. Cats can be trained. They can be taught tricks, they can be taught to use the toilet etc. They are of course highly intelligent, so they'll only do it if they want to themselves.
But the meme was funny all the same.
Didga[^] is one of my favourite examples of a trained cat! She's really smart! 
That being said, I've had a lot of cats during my life time, and - as with people - the level of intelligence is most definitely individual.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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If you ever have seen a mixed cat and dog raid on a refrigerator, then you know how smart they are. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yestersay
It started out as a simple typo, but I think it is quite usable, like in 'You don't yestersay!' when someone comes with some old and boring stuff. Now, how do I get it into a dictionary? It should be worth a few points in Scrabble.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well done. Now you should invent the corresponding song as well.
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Do you really want me to start singing here?
Edit: Are you not from Rome? Then you should know how that worked out in the past[^]!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yes, I am.
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You mean, the one with the fellow submarine ?
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CodeWraith wrote: Now, how do I get it into a dictionary?
First turn it into a meme. Then get it on social media. Once it hits one million shares, then they will put it in the dictionary.
Just like all the other crap they put in.
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Drat! It was too easy, obviously.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Bet you entered it just now! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Nah - I tried for Ungrade[^] when Windows 10 came out! 
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You misspelled it: It's ungerade[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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How do you spoof the entry date in UrbanDictionary?
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