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Yeah - contractor company pays it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: These as*holes make millions off the government and DoD contractors
[redacted]Soapbox comment about gov/defense budget decision making[/redacted] 
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Yeah, but then you would be able to work as security guard at DoD or ask for db_owner permissions.
They buy shoes, then they wear them! They make them sound old! Dairy! Dairy!
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reminds me of PMP, (aced it after 1 day of study, laughed at idiots that studied for weeks and [multi-]failed) - it's common sense.
every 2 years you are expected to re-certify, no need to do the test but you have to fill in nonsense about your projects or other crap you've done (and what about the NDA's?). Not hard work but still a hassle, and of course the most important part is they hit you for a renewal fee.
And what is it really: it's just paying a bunch of wankers good money to put your name on a list on a website.
screw that, anyway I got the fancy paper cert, so I showed that back in the days of applying for jobs, and people were happy oooooh, nice. The facts: most hirers and job agents* are too lazy to do the lookup to see if you're current - in fact many didn't even know that existed - again because once again they were too lazy to find out.
*job agents - yeah, those idiots can screw their fancy titles too, a spade is an ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing spade... and most are dumber than shovels anyway.
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Ditto with my CISSP. If you've worked in the field for long enough to even be *allowed* to take the test, you don't need to study.
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what would be fun is to be able to take their pointless test to see how far from the "industry standard" I am.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The song "money for nothing" comes to mind 
Quote: That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
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Nice and easy peasy
Sounds like the file you intended to record (8)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Very easy peasy!
DOCUMENT.
Doc-you-meant ...
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Typical Virago owner  you is up tomoz
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Dogbert The Meeting Referee[^]
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That reminds me of this one time...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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"TWEET" Fifteen-Yard penalty! FINAL WARNING! 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Ah mixing two sports with same name
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Full Contact Golf[^]?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Chess boxing[^]? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I saw that in 1977 for the first time. Rule #1: Let the Wookie win![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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I've just shown that to my PM and asked if he ran change control like this.
And in true PM fashion it went down like a lead balloon.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
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Dilbert and other comics are now blocked too. I guess they don't want us to laugh. 
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Or it was too close to home for some PHB.
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You can still get here though. We're lots of laughs.
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...for pi-hole. I found a mini pc that I hadn’t used in 6 years. Celeron cpu, 2gb ram, and a 256gb SSD. Should be much more than is required for a pi-hole box. And to think I was about to spend money... 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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