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It's much MUCH worse than a big bank...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I would like a job where they can go on for weeks without me - and paying for it...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Yes, time really flies when you are having so much fun.
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Mine is sort of like that. I was hired as a DBA. Two years ago.
I still don't have an SQL server I get to manage.
Maybe someday.
Hopefully before I retire next year.
Actually, at this point I have absolutely no interest in doing DBA stuff.
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I ain't even gonna try clicking on that link here at work. It's probably blocked, and is likely to set off audible alarms in Security Nazi Central.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Just come over to my place and I will show it to you on my screen 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Nazi
*** ALARM *** ALARM *** ALARM *** ALARM *** ALARM ***
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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While I find being paid is extremely important if I had to wait around three weeks before I could do anything I would probably be looking for another job because being kind of weird I want to work.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Well, it's the DoD and I understand there's a process they feel the need to go through, and I wasn't trying to shortcut the system. Hell, I wasn't even complaining. I simply stated my eagerness to actually start working.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: stated my eagerness to actually start working
Hmm, exactly something a spy would say!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Finally he's unmasked, that is not the real Simmons, it is a doppelganger !
I had my suspicions for weeks already 
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It's the DoD, everything is "HURRY UP! and wait"
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A similar case in the UK with security clearances. I started at [redacted] and after couple of months I wrote some code to generate a report. This was printed off and locked away. Then I noticed that there were a couple of other factors which may alter some of the numbers so I ran it again and asked for the original report so I could compare them and see if there was any significant difference.
"No, you are not cleared for that!" 
I had to wait until six months after my start date when my clearance finally came through and I could check and find that the numbers were insignificantly different. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm with you on that. I would rather have too much to do than too little.
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I bet the funny thing is that this excessive slowness by Windows admin doesn't make anything more secure, quite the opposite if anything! 
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Ah my sympathies, sitting around in a restricted area is as boring as batshit. I find even reading a good book boring after a couple of days and with limited or no access to the interweb it can be painful.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Shouldn't that be like a few hours work in this day and age?
And shouldn't they do that BEFORE you show up for your first day at work?
If it was me I'd have another job after a week, because things probably aren't going to get better after that
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I work for another three letter organization, newly half american, which produces cars. I'm basically in the same condition except that I started on Sept 24th and have a urgent release to be done Oct 31.
I can't even access the SVN server.
Nor do I have permissions to unlock most of the functionalities of the very program I'm developing.
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Do you find pressing F5 refreshing?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes! Effing refreshing!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Very re-F-F-F-F-F-reshing
Thanks & Regards
Puneet Goel
Save Paper >> Save Tree >> Save Humanity
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Unless there's an ALTernate method at hand. They key to this is to ESCape from the hum-drum responses and maintain ConTroL.
By the way, wireless people aware of the Ctl-F5 true refresh?
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
By the way, wireless people aware of the Ctl-F5 true refresh?
A true refresh is only achieved by rebooting.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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You're out of Ctrl, dude!
/ravi
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