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Just avoid a Kebab sober, tried one stone cold sober. Never again...
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Depends where you get it from! A good one works sober (and is easier to eat than when drunk).
Lamb shish, chicken shish, kofte shish, and lamb doner with pitta, coleslaw, and seriously hot chilli sauce. Yum!
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Lamb donner pitta, Greasy locally... 
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Anyone with an ounce of common sense knew this was coming!
xkcd: Kilogram[^]
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That started me down the rabbit hole.
So, will the Kilogram actually weigh a different value in relation to the pound then?
Not much info out there and I'm totally confused. I had committed to memory that there are about 2.2 lbs in 1 kilo so I guess that will be wasted memory space. 
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raddevus wrote: . I had committed to memory that there are about 2.2 lbs in 1 kilo
That's always been a problem with converting a country from one unit to another.
When you buy something it has a size - period. Why do you need to convert it? After all, a 750ml bottle of Single Malt Scotch is very close to a fifth (of a gallon). Why do you need to convert it all all, though? As the say, but here it actually applies "It Is What It Is". Trying to get people to memorize long list of conversions was doomed from the start.
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The imperial system is not decimal. There are 36 inches in a yard, 12 inches in a foot, 16 ounces in a pound. It's very arbitrary. Even it's creators saw it's a bad idea and switched to metric. The US is still clinching to the old for some inexplicable reason.
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It the metric system that's arbitrary. Based on ten's ? Lousy factor retinue.
The Imperial System has an an entire system of weights based on base 2 - awaiting the computer era.
16oz = 2^4 ozs
Qt = 2^5
Cup = 2^3
Gallon = 2^7
Look at all the factors a yard has!
It's time you get rid of system that's designed only for people who must count on their fingers (of French origin if I'm correct). Now THAT is arbitrary.
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Um ... and what power of two lb are there in a stone?
What about the acre? Hectare? Chain?
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OriginalGriff wrote: What about the acre? Hectare? Chain?
You've clearly proven my point about the mess you have! A hectare is metric.[^]
Those sound very "english" - Furlong time, now, they've made a mess of things (like two flavors of gallon). They also abandoned their system - but didn't finish the job. You can discuss it over a Pint.
Cricket pitch - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: What about the acre? Hectare? Chain?
That's the trouble. A lot of our measurement units came from different invaders, and ended up all being added to the language.
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BS. When you add and subtract, do you do it in binary or hexadecimal logic or imperial? How about binary perCENTages? It's actually a problem to add 2 inches to a foot and then express it in a percentage or in decimal feet. I actually convert it to centimeters to do stuff like that.
But you don't think about these things do you.
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So Fired up - I expect to hear la marseillaise any moment now.
You have it all ass-backwards. Since most everything numeric is done directly and indirectly by computer, it is that system which we must accommodate. For the simpleton's, there once was something called BCD[^], q.v.
But using the metric values - you cannot help but have errors. Accumulating errors.
Get with the program - it's the age of the computer. Many people on this site actually have been known to use them - just ask around.
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Regular everyday business people do not calculate as computers in binary bits. Nobody does. EVerybody conducts business in the decimal system. Next time when you order carpet try to write down the measurements in bits. See how it goes.
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Urban Cricket wrote: Next time when you order carpet try to write down the measurements in bits
No need - it's all done in YARDS.
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But the numbers will be decimal.
You don't get it I give up.
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Urban Cricket wrote: I give up.
That's exact what he was trying...
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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You would expect a software developer to possess an IQ higher than his age ...
When you tell someone to write the weight of their sandwich in binary and he responds:
No I will write it in ounces!
Every follow up conversation becomes meaningless.
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754-2008 - IEEE Standard for Floating-Point Arithmetic - IEEE Standard
Quote: Abstract:
This standard specifies interchange and arithmetic formats and methods for binary and decimal floating-point arithmetic in computer programming environments.
It appears that you are mistaken; many people do use the decimal system, even on computers. 
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W∴ Balboos wrote: You have it all ass-backwards. Since most everything numeric is done directly and indirectly by computer, it is that system which we must accommodate.
Didn't y'all blow up a space shuttle or some other spacecraft in recent memory cause the imperial system the Yank muppets used was wrong?
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Urban Cricket wrote: It's very arbitrary.
Um, can we bear in mind that all measurement systems are arbitrary? Even the Kelvin? Even numbers themselves, to a large degree?
I actually did a great talk on this, once (back before the days of Ted, so the only records of it are my own notes, which may or may not be in a format recognisable by IBM PCs), where I got the audience to create entirely new systems of measurement for speed, acceleration, mass, torque, etc, all revolving around the calculation requirements for bicycle rides.
It was a lot of fun, and I'm pretty sure that no-one who attended was ever again fooled by most of the "Gosh!" numbers*, because the arbitrariness of measuring systems was clearly shown to be, well, arbitrary -- and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if at least one of them has since created a new measurement thingummy or constant, to suit the precise needs of the calculations that they've had to perform.
* A prime example of a Gosh! number is minus forty, in temperature. Is it Fahrenheit or Centigrade? Gosh!**
** The truth is that, as with most Gosh! numbers, it's not something to say Gosh! about. If you have two measurement systems to enumerate the same thing, they're bound to intersect somewhere. The fact that 40 is a "round number", according to our arbitrary numbering system, is pretty much irrelevant.
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Again how many yards is one yard plus two feet plus two inches? IN metric it's trivial you know.
For better or for worse we do conduct business in a decimal system. The imperial system is ill suited for these types of calculations.
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Urban Cricket wrote: Again how many yards is one yard plus two feet plus two inches?
1y2'2"
Next question.Urban Cricket wrote: The imperial system is ill suited for these types of calculations.
Oh, nonsense.
Back before the pound was decimilised, you could see people, every day, performing complex mental arithmetic calculations involving pounds, shillings, and pence, at lightning speed -- and the same went for distances, volumes, etc.
So everyone's day-to-day experience of how-much-can-I-spend-on-this mental arithmetic is now your "trivial" decimal stuff, and no-one can do it with the complex calculations that everyone used to do day after day -- i.e. your decimilisation trivialisation has made everyone a bit more stupid.
And computers don't care which arbitrary units you use -- once the routines for them are added to libraries, the calculations can be performed as often as you'd like.
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More stupid, really, there are people, who devote their entire lives to memorise entire Shakespeare plays. They think it is smart. Smart people decide to devote their mental resources to something more useful.
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Like I say, if you want to join the top ranks of mensa, spend a couple of weeks doing stupid little puzzles, because mensa has set the ability to do stupid little puzzles as the benchmark for intelligence, so a couple of weeks practice turns an idiot into a genius.
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