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Been there...
(the panda didn't seem to mind)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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He should have read the contract. It’s all there in black and white.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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[Homer Simpson]
Mmmm, panda-testicle lumps...[/Homer Simpson]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It could be worst...
Do you know that "clinically tested" in rectal thermometers? You could be its beta tester
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I heard they have a high turnover rate in the team responsible for the tigers.
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Well - it's a bit late for Thanksgiving, this year. Serves two, I suspect
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I pity the poor slob whose job it is to write the date on the splash guards in the casino urinals across the river from here. Does that require any special training?
Will Rogers never met me.
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I've never seen dated urinals (and no, I don't want pictures) but I can guess what you mean.
I'd want special training, yes. Starting with a lobotomy ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is a developers Kevlar hand bandage tech knuckle support?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Is a missing appostrophe dyslexia? : p
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Does a woodcutter with back problems require lumbar support?
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Sounds like a logger and ail.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Seemed to miss an obvious one. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Its been configured to only monitor messages from Mars for the next 42 days
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You like cutting to the core dont you!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Message Removed
modified 27-Nov-18 11:34am.
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Message Removed
modified 27-Nov-18 11:34am.
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Barrier DAM
boy SON
is for jam or gin?
DAMSON
I thought Nagy would get that one ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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He's not on here now is he ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not sure if he's visiting but not posting, or gawn.
Or laying comatose in a gin induced puddle of his own vomit.
Probably the latter. @nagy-vilmos any comment?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I thought it was Sloe, but I couldn't make it fit the letter count.
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You were indeed, too sloe...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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What a cruel punch!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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