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Try "RCH"...
It's been scientifically proven to be a reference to the smallest measurable distance, or width.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Not sure what's in your fridge? Problem solved!
FridgeCam | The connected kitchen - a new way to start your day Smarter[^]
So ... every time you close the fridge it takes a picture which you can look at on your mobile. So your SO can see that you had a midnight snack and ate his / her yoghurt, or - if your fridge is anything like mine - can't see bugger all because it's full.
And as for the "start your day Smarter" bit ... walk to the kitchen - you were there anyway to make the coffee - open the door. Look. Go "Oh, it's full of food" or "Oh, I need to get milk". And save yourself £150 ...
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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THOMAS!
So many companies really do appear to be at the point where they haven't got a clue what to make, with this new tech, so they're just jumping on the stupidest ideas that the noisiest (and therefore probably least talented) people in the company come up with.
But if you think this is bad now, wait until there are 150 million poorly-trained AIs floating around -- those lacking in human intelligence will really go to town.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm ready for my vegetable recognition software to finally find a home!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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How do you tell apart cucumber, avocado and zucchini?
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Why would you want to? Everyone knows that the only vegetable eaten by Real MenTM is the potato 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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And chillies. Don't forget the chillies.
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Lot of these seem to address first world problems.......the recent boom in smartphones and apps and platforms like android and ios ..making it easy to monetize ...Useless IoT items...
https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/6/18170575/kohler-konnect-bathroom-smart-gadgets-numi-intelligent-toilet-ces-2019
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
modified 6-Jan-19 11:39am.
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That's just what I want a "fully immersive experience" in my toilet. Who writes the blurb for these things?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Good luck Amazon trying to recognise and translate some of those voices ... 
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tell me this is from The Onion. 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Fact based reporting! How refreshing! And depressing! 
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I'm looking forward to hearing the results when they implement the control group.
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Or as they say: The only thin will kill you for sure is life...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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I hereby declare that steak, chips, chocolate cake, and everything I like is not food.
You lot can continue to ingest that harmful food rubbish, if you like, but I'm sticking to my list.
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And the next study will reveal that breathing will kill you! 
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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signed up for a demo account on xero,
validate email address, ok,
then I get the Welcome email, blah blah, and it has 2 large option buttons at the bottom
- option 1: "Connect your bank"
- option 2: "Buy xero now"
looking deeper in the message there is another link to a "getting started page" (buried in the text)
... and on the Getting Started page the very first suggested option: "Connect your Bank Account"
heloooo xero:
... IT'S A ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing DEMO ACCOUNT!!
... plus yes I do see all your "helpful reminders" to buy
You really think I wanna give you my bank account as my very first action ??? IN A DEMO ACCOUNT???
in fact even if bought [not just me, any accountant] linking a bank account is way down the list after: basic testing, setting/examining the COA, customers, suppliers, producing invoices, inputting bills, checking reports ..."
HTF did these guys get successful?
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They misspelled the name, it must be: ZERO 
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1. Work book (3)
2. Copy unknown height (4)
3. Firm about center (4)
modified 16-Jan-19 15:08pm.
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1) JOB?
2) APEX Ape , X
3) CORE Co, Re
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I wasn't at all sure about "Book" / "Job" but good clues! 
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Um thanks (I thought Job would be the easiest one).
I was thinking of concocting some sort of Mini CCC requirements - any thoughts?
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Depends what you mean - mini clue, or mini solution? Both?
Spell out what you expect, and set time limits if you want them.
I'd just link to a CCC tutorial site[^] for the clue format itself and concentrate on what makes it different from WSO CCC.
I stuck the rules on my homepage, so they would be easy to find (rather than in the Lounge, where they get paged out too quickly).
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