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Is the person who stole my antidepressants happy now?
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That's sad.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Perhaps Ambien a bit of a stickler, but don't let that get you down. I hear that complaint zoloft-in
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Dunno, but my uncle is none too pleased I can tell you.
modified 8-Jan-19 13:48pm.
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gotta be happier than a guy in solitary with a bottle of viagra though
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If they were a professional thief, would they be a lexapro?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only if they're a selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitor absconder.
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Yes
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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He will be ADHD = Anti Depressants Happy Dude 
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Yes thanks - in the words of Spike Milligan - I'll leave you with three calming words - Librium Valium Mogadon 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Awesome signature, Okie 
modified 8-Jan-19 23:24pm.
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You could ask the same about the person who stole your Viagra.
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It's a journey, not a destination 
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Most likely not. Taking them without a prescription (=without a proper reason) can yield rather odd results.
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"In light of the negative six degree temperature this morning, I thought I would remind you... If you get cold, stand in a corner because they are always 90°. Right?"
He is still working in a portable building set up in the parking lot of the TV station where he works, with a porta-potty outside - the bosses say it may be a couple of months before they can get the building usable after the earthquake.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: In light of the negative six degree temperature this morning,
Let me hijack the rest of this by asking, when did it get this warm in Alaska in January?
Oh, wait...Fahrenheit...carry on...
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dandy72 wrote: Oh, wait...Fahrenheit...carry on...
Yeah, the Fisher-Price temperature scale. 
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Hey - unless and until you Euro-Dandies switch to Kelvin, you've nothing to say.
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Agreed.
But I would go along with a temperature scale based on the change-of-state temperatures of alcohol.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Did I write this, or did I steal it from one of you, 6 years ago?
Some guys are born with a fundamental, genetically transmitted mental condition known to psychologists as:
The Fear That If You Get Attached to a woman, Some Unattached Guy, Somewhere, Will Be Having More Fun Than You.
This is why some married guys assume that the unmarried guys lead lives of excitement involving hot tubs full of naked international fashion models; whereas in fact for most unmarried guys, the climax of the typical evening is watching an infomercial for Hair-in-a-Spraycan while eating onion dip straight from the container.
So those guys are extremely reluctant to make commitments, or even to take steps that might lead to commitment. This is why, when one of those guys goes out on a date with a woman and finds himself really liking her, he often will demonstrate his affection by avoiding her for the rest of his life.
Women are puzzled by this, "I don't understand," they say, "We had such a great time! Why doesn't he call?"
The reason is that the guy, using the linear guy thought process, has realized that if he takes her out again, he'll probably like her even more, so he'll take her out again, and eventually they'll fall in love with other, and they'll get married, and they'll have children, and then they'll have grandchildren, and eventually they'll retire and take a trip around the world, and they'll be walking hand-in-hand on some spectacular island in the South Pacific, reminiscing about the lifetime of experiences they've shared together, and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
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The wise single man has long abandoned dreams of nubile infested hot-tubs. He has simply discovered that when he says something and there isn't a woman there to hear him, he's not automatically wrong.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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As I inform (warn) all grooms at their wedding, including my son, "We're all Al Bundy"[^]
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GenJerDan wrote: and then several naked international fashion models will walk up and invite him to join them in a hot tub, and he won't be able to do it.
If your wife really loves you she'll let you.
And if you married the right one, she'll join you
Anyway, I'm single and several naked international fashion models are waiting for me as we speak, so I really have to leave now 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm single and several naked international fashion models are waiting for me as we speak, so I really have to leave now
Lies like this attract immigrants to Netherlands. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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If you married the right one, you wouldn't care about the models.
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