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NSA's arm extends pretty far eh?
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Why do you think NASA is spelled like that? National Alien Security Agency.
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The alien message has been deciphered:
Alien clickbait: We used anal probes on 500 Earthicans. You won't believe what happened next!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yea, that was me... Sorry about that, my bad. I was trying to hookup a Raspberry Pi B+ to an old fashioned hot plate to cook up the perfect plate of bacon. I followed JSOP's advice on how to setup Linux to get the perfect settings. The only problem was that the bacon was cooking too slow, so I ramped up the power and the coil from the hotplate produced photons that entangled with those half way across the universe. I tried to stop it, but it started producing short burst radio waves and apparently bounced back. I could tell, because they smelled of bacon. 
Update:
Apparently, I did more than originally thought. The device I built also caused the northern electromagnetic field to shift at a faster rate.
Something very strange is happening to Earth's magnetic North Pole and no one knows why
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Its undoubtedly an alien's social media post sharing the details of a recent snack.
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Its repeating, it must be alien Christmas day TV.
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If a plant gets hungry, does it need a light snack?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And a root beer!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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straight to the tap
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Leaf it to you to think of that!
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Such a fertile imagination! No need to rain it in, today, sunny. How long did you plow through the leafs of the puns manual before that selection took root?
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You bet. If the leaves start drooping, add a bit of H202 (hydrogen peroxide) to the water will do nicely.
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A carnivorous plant can get its own snack! 
Q: What did the flytrap say to the waiter?
A: I'll have a cheeseburger with flies.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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I was at the Sistene Chapel when I saw a plant making its own food, so I took a picture, but lost it somewhere inside. I guess Photos in the sis.....
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I work in a dungeon so have no outside windows. However, I have small desk lamps that provide more than enough light to work by. So why on earth do we have to have huge swathes of fluorescent lighting on the ceiling that some unidentified person insists on switching on each morning.
I had to come into the office one weekend and left the lights off and found it a much better working environment with just a single desk lamp.
Opinions?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm jealous, wish I had no windows. I work in one of those glass tower things, the whole wall is one giant window. I don't even need a lamp, just monitor glow.
Curious, did you just read my post?
Re-Cubicle-conversations[^]
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Yes, I did. That "goomba" remark is what inspired this question since we have our own goomba here, not yet tracked down and quietly killed - because there might be more than one and killing one goomba may not be enough of a deterrent to the others. 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Coding and Romantic Lighting - seems like a good idea, to me.
For millennials, however, I think the disc-lighting is preferred. Or do they work by the light of a cell phone?
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In one of the offices I worked in, there was an attendant whose work was to turn on all lights in all conference rooms, one by one, starting at 8:45 am (office time starting at 9:00 am), irrespective of whether it had any scheduled meeting, or not. We then proposed to the management to stop this practice, so as to conserve energy, and the management listened to us.
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...and fired downsized rightsized the attendant.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The conference rooms here have motion sensor switches that turn on automagically when someone walks into the room. I'm not sure if they auto-off or not since I normally manually off them when a meeting is cover. I've never had them cut out during a meeting, but also never see those rooms sitting all day lit up and empty; so I'm not sure if tehy're smart enough to detect fidgiting and keep on during meetings and kill eventually when all are gone; or if most of my coworkers are equally conscientious.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So management can tell if you're sleeping!
I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart
I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!
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Several of us around number of cubicles decided we don't need ceiling lighting. We have the custodian remove all the tubes. BTW, I'm sitting by the window. Using two of those giant green leaves found at IKEA to build a canopy around my monitors. Works great! 
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Forogar wrote: Opinions?
What are The Powers That Be supposed to do now you if you keep turning off their mind-control devices?
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