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Does neutering your pet make them less nuts?
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Welsh nutmeg! Who wants a taste?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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How much do they spay you to come up with these?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You have a eunuch sense of humour. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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What a load of B*ll*cks!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Yes. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Not that I noticed, but it did make him less ballsy.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Why would you snip to that level? Doesn't anyone Vet these posts?
also
A: Result of heated discussion: not if they're female
"The Unkindest Cut of All"
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I generally go to the question my granddaughter asked:
Why do they called it 'fixed' when you are breaking them?
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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stoneyowl2 wrote: write a sonnet
I never understood iambic pentameter.
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That's ok as long as you can pitch the manure! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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While I appreciated the thought when I read the book (lo these many, many, MANY moons ago) there are several items in this list I cannot or have not done. 
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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... at least they haven't pulled a Slack and adopted a new browser icon that looks like a Swastika.
https://i.imgur.com/hxiQA8J.png
(Left is the new message highlight, right is no new messages)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I dont see a swastika, I see something perhaps like the black cross on the luftwaffe, but not a swastika.
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I see a purple dress.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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I see dead people.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I see dead purple ant eaters, who identify as spicy soft tacos with extra sour cream.
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The Aardvark[^] is dead and turned purple?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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The Nazi symbol went clockwise, not counterclockwise, but the Swastika generally has long history before it was co-opted by Mr Schicklgruber:
The name swastika comes from Sanskrit (Devanagari:. स्वस्तिक) meaning "conducive to well being or auspicious".[7][8] In Hinduism, the clockwise symbol is called swastika, symbolizing surya (sun), prosperity and good luck, while the counterclockwise symbol is called sauvastika, symbolizing night or tantric aspects of Kali.[8] In Jainism, a swastika is the symbol for Suparshvanatha—the seventh of 24 Tirthankaras (spiritual teachers and saviours), while in Buddhism it symbolizes the auspicious footprints of the Buddha.
IIRC the oldest known use of it was 15,000 years ago - so after 70+ years it might be time to start letting the "far right" connotations of the symbol go a little, don't you think?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: IIRC the oldest known use of it was 15,000 years ago - so after 70+ years it might be time to start letting the "far right" connotations of the symbol go a little, don't you think?
Will remain forbidden in the Netherlands; there's still people alive that saw men with that symbol on their arms going through the streets.
Also not an argument that it was associated with something else some thousands of years ago - it is about what it is associated with today. If you see someone in a mall swinging a knife, you're not going to suggest that he may simply be hunting like 15k years ago
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Not suggesting we should forget what they did, not in the least!
But perhaps it's time to start reclaiming an ancient symbol that they hijacked? Otherwise they win to a small extent, and the symbol remains something for the ultra right to rally round. Admittedly, that makes them easier to spot, but ... 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Otherwise they win to a small extent,
That's nonsense. If you consider that a victory, they can have it.
OriginalGriff wrote: But perhaps it's time to start reclaiming an ancient symbol that they hijacked
If the symbol were visible here it would not have an association with something ancient, but very recent, regardless of how you want other people to see it.
There's no room here for anyone who wants to use that symbol, regardless of the reasons they bring to the table 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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To see a swastika I have to unfocus my eyes and think of swastikas... otherwise the first thing I see is a cross similar to the pharmacy ones, the usual icon for "Heal" abilities in games.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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I don't abuse ms about their pathetic fixation with icons.
Clearly and concisely speaking truthfully -- e.g. that I think they're bleeding morons -- is not abuse; it's fair comment.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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1. Looks nothing like a swastika.
2. A poor design choice because there is no visual clue to the meaning. If you have to read the manual to know what an icon means then there is something wrong.
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