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That's like the day after I was informed about being laid off.
I was playing solitaire when my boss walked in. I asked are you going to let me go? No questions asked.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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If you could process billions of changes in voltage every single second maybe we wouldn't call you lazy. 
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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If I processed changes in voltage I might have some potential. 
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Do fish get high on seaweed?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You are early today Griff. I am amazed by your speed!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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We'd better keep tabs on him.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Sure, there's a big store that sells it called the Great Barrier Reefer.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"Dave's not here, man."
Software Zen: delete this;
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Sadly, I'm old enough to get that reference. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Cue Axl: "Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day..."
Where's my cane...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Cheech and Chong - YouTube[^]
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I am aware, I was just lamenting the fact that I am indeed old enough to have listened to that record (well, my sisters copy).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But others might not be. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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True, most others I'd suspect.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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They can't kelp themselves.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I have nori-dea.
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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that's why they never graduate, forever in schools
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At least this ToTD doesn't make me feel eel. There were a tuna comments before I had a chance to chime join the grouper. At least they always have scales handy for weighty matters.
How could anyone compete w/jeron1's corral-ary?
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No, even if they could roll it would be impossible to light!
Got my site back up after my time in the woods!
JaxCoder.com
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Doobie more sympathetic to their plight.
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The old school Thai again
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Just discovered this in 2016 (CTP3):
DROP IF EXISTS – new thing in SQL Server 2016 | SQL Database Engine Blog
DROP TABLE IF EXISTS SomeSchema.SomeTable;
is so much nicer than:
IF OBJECT_ID('SomeSchema.SomeTable', 'U') IS NOT NULL
DROP TABLE SomeSchema.SomeTable;
Not world changing but nice.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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I rather suspect that most RDBMS systems have had it (or something very similar) for years, but an improvement's an improvement all the same and I remain in a good mood with Microsoft until something comes along to spoil that (give it 5 minutes!)
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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