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Does my bum look big in this post?
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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No bigger than usual!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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That's a relief!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Is it? 
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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Send me a picture an I'll let you know.,,, 
I don't know, I just don't anymore.....
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PeejayAdams wrote: my bum
Well, if that's how you talk about your significant other, it's no wonder you don't get supermodels.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: if that's how you talk about your significant other,
Just to clarify for the USians: "Bum" in the UK means one's posterior. The UK equivalent of "bum" is "tramp"... which isn't any better, thinking about it!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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No, women in The Republic of Texas are just naturally good looking, no need to worry about it.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Does food with high Nitrates indicate an expensive hotel?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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NO3
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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LGOL! *
Laughing-Gassed Out Loud
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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ROFG!*
* Rolling On the Floor, Gasping for air
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Reminds me of a tee shirt I used to see at Grateful Dead shows.
NITROUS OXIDE Poppers T-Shirt[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Like it!
Does it have a bombed Hobbes on the back?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Probably something like
this[^].
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was thinking an explosive one 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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yes, but despite expensive hotels providing robes it's still wise to avoid the nitrites (particularly for young virgins)
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Coldly cutting to the chase, I see you preserved your steak in 11:00 AM (EST) posts.
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It depends on whether they bill by the hour.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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With salted bills, not peppered ones
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I've been trying for three months to get my new co-workers excited about doing new development in the form of a rewrite of our web app suite (currently ASP.Net with jquery) to ASP.NET MVC5. All I've gotten in return is the equivalent of, "Great! But it will be a lot of work, so lets not".
Yesterday, I mentioned to the PM that I was working on a rewrite at home because we don't have the time/desire to do it at work, and you'd think I was trying to hack the freakin Pentagon.
I'm so tired of government contract work... There is no motivation to excel, and initiative is stomped out before it gains a foothold in peiople's minds.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Government == misery - on every level known to human kind.
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Government = lack of freedom.
Lack of freedom = misery, bondage, enslavement.
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As if it were any better anywhere else. Manager types are not interested in you writing code poetry. Give them countable reason$ for your proposal or it will stay a fight against windmills. Playing the code ninja and changing things on your own can also quickly be turned against you, just because you obviously play against your bosses and THE TEAM.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: play against your bosses and THE TEAM.
Even when THE TEAM is just you because of two people and a coordinator the coordinator manges to forget to state his role to the newcomer... for three months, and never coordinated a finger lift in that time and the other team member is a loose cannon who modifies the code written by others in order to make it understandable only by him to keep the absolute control over the project.
GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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