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42. Can boy with young woman... (4)
43. ...spoon one with the French? (5)
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42) BINT - B in TIN - rather a derogatory term, that word.
43) LADLE - LAD with French "The": "LE"
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Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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42) no - not what was intended
43) yes 
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41. Arms back for close up (4)
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holey moley that didn't last long...
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I just discovered that a past programmer (circa 2014) thought it would be a good idea to combine the existing jquery and Kendo-UI javascript into a single.min file. The reasons are lost to the sands of time, but the end result is that we are now stuck in 2014, and the web site is so huge that we can't just break these files apart, change all the references throughout the code, and expect sh*t to keep working. The testing effort alone would require multiple MONTHS of time.
And to think people here were cautioning me against a total rewrite...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: thought it would be a good idea to combine the existing jquery and Kendo-UI javascript into a single.min file.
Terrible!
Customer: I'd like scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, gravy, sausage, pancakes, wheat toast and a coffee please.
Cook: Pours everything into large pan (eggs, hashbrowns, gravy, sausage, pancake batter, bread and pours coffee on top). Heats til hot. Serves in bucket. 
Customer:
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So you prefer multiple points of failure? 
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Yes - at least those points of failure will be using the latest code. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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jquery is outdated, isn't it?
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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What replaced it?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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HaHaQuery 
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Since jQuery was offensive to SJWs it was replaced with the LGBT-safe version gayQueery.
Utterly ridiculous or totally believable in 2019? 
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Watch for a visit from the jQuery Defense League.
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Sander Rossel wrote: SJWs
Had to look that one up to get the context. 
This is a joke right? What p/c term then should I use for a database ask?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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no
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Where I worked our regular JavaScript file was pretty much the same as the minified version
Maybe they're in one file because 2014 programmer thought fetching one file instead of two would make load times faster?
And since they're always used together you now only have to reference one file instead of two in all your pages making your load time even faster and your code base a bit smaller?
And since you have to write only one JavaScript reference the development time is faster too.
We know none of this is true, but 2014 programmer was an idiot and who knows what they think
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If you have a cow that won't produce milk, is that a milk dud or an udder failure?
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Could be a low fat de-calf.
Probably wouldn't take any bull.
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I will think of that when I go biking near Uddel
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That's a lotta bull!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Does it have one big udder or four smaller ones?
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customer said: When the app starts up, load the user name from a file into the clipboard to they only need to paste it in and not type it in. Same with their password"
Makes sense. I mean we are supposed to be "automating the office work".
EDIT:
Also, if they (insert gratuitous self-promotion here ==>) use my C'YaPass app they will never have to type a password again, because it really will allow them to paste it in.
Users Hate Passwords (We're All Users): Never Memorize a Password Again[^]
I'm sorry, it had to be done. 
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