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You caught me! 
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megaadam wrote: Right. Purely coincidental. Who are you trying to fool?
Elicited genuine LOL! 
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Comments on the item: Question: Does this have night vision?
Answer: Yes but the clearness of the picture is easily distorted by dust if looking in a dirty area otherwise it’s good.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I had not seen that. LOL! It just keeps getting better and better.
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A bit of friendly advice, don't go for the used one.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: A bit of friendly advice, don't go for the used one.
Everyone is so helpful here.
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Reminds me of my last *cough* colonoscopy *cough*. As the anesthetic takes effect, the anesthesiologist asks me "Did you pay the extra $10 for the sterilized probe?"
Software Zen: delete this;
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... boobytrap backwards is partyboob?
We will now return to the usual programming.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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How can I possibly comment to this and NOT get in trouble with the network sensors? 
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Does it matter - you are already in trouble... 
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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True, guilty by association. I didn't even think of that. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: partyboob
Here, in the USA, we call those "pastys". NSFW[^]
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No IoT version yet?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Well, I thi... Look Out! It's a Trap!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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OriginalGriff wrote: We will now return to the usual programming.
How?
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No. but know I know.
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EVERY boob is a party boob.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That would explain the "trap" part. Is that how you'd also explain your first marriage?
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It's also the difference between being drunk and sober.
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Is a booby trap one of those bras that hooks in the front? 
And isn't it too soon after "Woman Appreciation Day" for a thread like this? 
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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So, if a panhandler asks for a dollar, should you really give a buck?
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He could have asked for two so... buck off!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: buck off!
Clever!
I'm sure you hear that a lot. No - not the 'Clever' part.
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Only when they're being nice.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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